iOS7 Borat @iOS7Borat

Cooks say he make Apples campus one more change he make instead a tree in middles, a cage for Ives, one day a week he will put in Lady Gagas

Federighis say to Ives if he will make no joke on hairs, he will make no more joke about dancing hipsters iOS7s design.

Ives say he better than Forstalls he say fire him Cooks, I will make designs. Unfortunate he forget phone is not toy, peoples must also use.

Ives he say he think a lot every detail of designs. Then why he make change everythings for worse icons he draw in 5 minute with crayons?

Cooks not talk on Apples, he bore on that, already fire Forstall so no more work to do, he play Angry Birds and watch baby Ives in play pen.

Tim Cooks he like hobby very much, he make tweet only on sport teams.

Tim Cooks and Ives say do not like this man Forstall, he make good designs. They make plans for take power like Stalin and rape his works.

When Tim Cooks and Ives make finish design for man who do with another man, they very happy so Cook he pay Lady Gaga for make party.

When iOS7 release, Ives and Cooks make factorys for redesign all apps for look worse for not make jokes on him.

It like Foxconn, but small Usbekistani boy make designs for new iOS7s with crayon packs.

Johny Ives, he come to Khazkstan for make new Apples design factory.

Here in US and A, people pays more than $5 for Androids telephone.

You joke on me Tim Cooks? I do not pay for copy Androids and Windows phone, I do not pay for this!

I look on website of Apples, I look my iPhone. What these colors? It look they make for, how you say, man who do with another man?

I do not like iOS7, I try to make downgrade to iOS6 but Apples say not possible, I very angry, I do not pay for this! This a shits upgrade.

I ask my brother Billow, what he think of iOS7. He become very angry! He take iPad of Azamagbatov and smash on floor, and make toilet.

I bore so I look on new Apples Tim Cooks making, iOS 7. Whaat! Tim Cooks you joke on me? What you take long holiday make copy Androids?!

Today I wake, look my iPhone. It complete iOS 7 install after only 28 hour, great success!

I return to homes looks for my iPhone, iOS not update. I angry. Why they not make 200kB update? I tire so I sleep.

In Kazhakstan, we have recent have 56k dial up speed in big cities. In all country we haves 26k minimum for all peoples. It a nice!