NoSQL Borat @NoSQLBorat

Cultural Learnings of NoSQL for Make Benefit Glorious Heaps of Big Data. imdb.com/title/tt044345… Kazakhstan Joined June 2012

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NoSQL Borat @NoSQLBorat

10 years ago

I not sure what to do with extra second tonight.

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10 years ago

Psycopg #MakeAMoviePainful

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10 years ago

Cloud Wars: Episode V - VMWare Strikes Back #MakeAMoviePainful

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10 years ago

Power over Ethernet, I am hope I do it right

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10 years ago

I'm am using Stack is new term for "I am have no idea of what I'm actually using".

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NoSQL Borat @NoSQLBorat

11 years ago

LDAP is a NoSQL datastore ahead of its time.

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11 years ago

Knock Who is Knock! there? who? is Multithreading! is hard! Multithreading Multithreading!

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11 years ago

Welcome to MasterMind. Your name, please? "Borat" And your chosen specialised subject? [leans in to mic] "sqlite"

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11 years ago

Who is Markov and where is he hide my model?

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11 years ago

linux kernel is tweet in /var/log/messages

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11 years ago

You're hotter than my hot-standby #FiveWordsToRuinADate

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11 years ago

You are auto complete me #FiveWordsToRuinADate

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11 years ago

Your home page or mine? #FiveWordsToRuinADate

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11 years ago

People are forking node everytime. Its not like they they are can start a thread.

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11 years ago

* Knock Knock - Race condition * Who is there?

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11 years ago

Step of 1 install HP Cloud: # yum install hplip

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11 years ago

We are now start optimize indexes on paper because everything looks good on paper.

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11 years ago

Using PaaS will soon become like have NoDev, NoOps, NoSQL and NoIdea.

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11 years ago

Exclusive shots of spy upcoming iPhone 10

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11 years ago

I am have COMMIT issues, is that reason why no one love me?

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