I Am Tester @iamtesterer
break stuff. it's just one of those days. Joined May 2019-
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Do we have QA Managers because we have mediocre Dev Managers?
You can tell a lot about company culture simply by how they handle flaky automated tests.
It's too bad that only when you leave a job people express the significant impact you had on them, their team or department.
My boss read Radical Candor and now criticizes every detail of my work claiming it as "opportunities for growth"
writing e2e tests for a distributed system is less "I assert that" more "I hope that"
I wish more managers understood that quality level cannot be dictated.
On your way to launching zoom for your job interview when your phone rings...
[in an office] colleague: hmm, they look pretty deep in thought and they're wearing headphones, I better not disturb them... [working remotely] colleague: WELL THEY'RE ONLINE, DEFINITELY AVAILABLE FOR WHATEVER I MIGHT NEED FROM THEM
[calendar] - zoom call - zoom call - zoom call - inhale - zoom call - zoom call - zoom call - exhale - zoom call - zoom call Every.day.
When @iammanagr requests anonymous 360 feedback from you a week before your performance review....
When will this sophisticated ai technology behind music recommendation be able to recognize that playing Christmas music in February make my ears bleed
A fun recent bug: A mysteriously intermittent app failure which turned out to only be reproducible after the 12th day of the month because an api date format expected day/month/year and but was actually programmed as month/day/year.
*Looking at automated test in code* Manual Tester: But what is the test doing? Me: The test is written to be readable - almost like a manual test. MT: But what are the *details*? Me: ? MT: I don't trust the test. Me: I knew I liked you.
Performance specs: Polling and processing critical data from thousands of devices spanning multiple geographical locations per second. The hardware specs sold to the customer:

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