I am Scrum Master @iamscrummaster
I focus on burndown chart , velocity, scrum board over having a working product Daily Standup Area Joined October 2018-
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Burndown chart driven development : focus on nice burndown chart than working software.
Burndown chart driven development : focus on nice burndown chart than working software.
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They realized they don't need me :(
They realized they don't need me :(
This is what I do while day: refreshing Jira and checking if team updated their ticket.
This is what I do while day: refreshing Jira and checking if team updated their ticket.
Burn down chart driven development.
I do report story points delivered by devs to @iamexecutiv , let me include LOC as well in my next report.
I do report story points delivered by devs to @iamexecutiv , let me include LOC as well in my next report.
Did you create Jira ticket for this bug?
I am Scrum Master retweeted
Since so many people say that 1 point is about 1 day’s worth of work, I hereby propose that moving forward, we use the meaningless technical term "1 day" to characterize a point’s worth of work. There, problem solved!
Team let's follow this format.
Team let's follow this format.
Devs hate it but @iammanagr and @iamexecutiv loves nice burndown charts.
Devs hate it but @iammanagr and @iamexecutiv loves nice burndown charts.
CDC: Fully vaccinated devs doesn't need to update Jira daily.
You forgot to include Jira?
I am Scrum Master retweeted
Scrum == Agile. !⃝ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗶𝘀𝗽𝘂𝘁𝗲𝗱
Why don't you hire me? I will make sure team updates @Jira without fail, increase velocity and deliver perfect burn down chart but can't promise about the product.
Why don't you hire me? I will make sure team updates @Jira without fail, increase velocity and deliver perfect burn down chart but can't promise about the product.
Let me create Jira task and follow up in tomorrow's standup.
Let me create Jira task and follow up in tomorrow's standup.
I am Scrum Master retweeted
"Worked on 8362 yesterday, will be working on 8364 today, no blockers" is a sentence with no actual information in it. I can look at Jira myself if I care. (Hint: I don't.) If you remove all such sentences from your meeting and nothing's left, why are you meeting?
No standups , but keep updating Jira.
I am Scrum Master retweeted
Extensive user documentation is a symptom of bad UX design.
This guy is perfect for the team where @iamexecutiv looks at total story points completed in a sprint.
This guy is perfect for the team where @iamexecutiv looks at total story points completed in a sprint.
I am Scrum Master retweeted
The daily standup isn’t a status meeting—it’s a *coordination* meeting. If you’re not planning how to work together, but only reporting status, you can cut it. Or start collaborating more.
@ here before standup everyday.
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