Thomas Wood @idle_shell

Information security professional, ne'er-do-well, apostrophe user. My tweets are my opinions and not those of my employer. The ATL Joined May 2009

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Christofer Hoff @Beaker

3 years ago

I’m just gonna ignore that this place is imploding for a while longer, continue sh*tposting until I see the image below, flip a deuce sign and be on my merry way.

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

4 years ago

GenX: we don’t celebrate participation. We recognize failure. #BeyondTheEats @altonbrown

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4 years ago

How much internet bandwidth is being utilized playing Earth, Wind, and Fire's "September" today? #ShowerThoughts #September21

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Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein

5 years ago

BREAKING: Perseverance Rover claims it was just dropping off daughters on Mars

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

6 years ago

Where are the greeting cards for birthday/Christmas? I want to annoy/commemorate @nick_ramsey with the optimal amount of postage.

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

6 years ago

This just in: moving is the worst and owning things is highly overrated.

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mdowd @mdowd

6 years ago

Now that Alan Turing is on the 50 pound note, they should rename ATMs to “Turing Machines”

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

6 years ago

At #CLUS? Come see @rivimont drop science on punycode. Mez 14 at the convention center.

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6 years ago

“If you don’t work 996 when you are young, when can you ever work 996?” asks Jack Ma in this Reuters piece: reuters.com/article/us-chi… How about never? What a shitty human. #WorkLifeBalance

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matt blaze @mattblaze

7 years ago

If Mueller is anything like me, he’s spending today fretting about a typo he just discovered on page 83.

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Jade Abbott @alienelf

7 years ago

My first tattoo will probably be: tar -xvzf file.tar.gz Then I'll never need to look it up again

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

Wore a white shirt all day without spilling something on it. In San Francisco. And had soy sauce at lunch. I utterly wrecking adulting today.

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

Those Tiamat lobbyists are *good* ⁦@RyanHartmanWins⁩ ⁦@ChrisPerkinsDnD⁩ #thecteam

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

Astounded to read this morning so many armchair engineers decrying the value of the halo despite clear video evidence from Spa of its value. #Formula1 #Halo

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

People of Twitter, i give you a massive potato on a flatbed trailer. #RoadTrip

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

People of Twitter, i give you the greatest bbq smoker ever. And yes, the smoke blows out of the snout. #bbq #roadtrip

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

US front plates ruin the look of cars. #ChangeMyMind #Cars

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Thomas Wood @idle_shell

7 years ago

I know I’m late to the party on the whole F800 rear shock debacle but...👏shock👏bolts👏shouldn’t👏be👏maintenance👏consumables #grumpy #motorrad

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.