Sterling Archer @codenameduchess
Once again, the world's greatest spy. Official character on Archer on FXX. fxnetworks.com/shows/original… Worldwide Joined December 2009-
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AJTTOTD: Dip your face in ice water to help close your pores. Or just pull an ice cube out of your whiskey glass and rub it around. #mornings #selfcare #ArcherFXX
Turtleneck season is approaching. Tread lightly. #ArcherFXX
AJTTOTD: Teamwork makes the dream work, if the team is a bunch of glue-sniffing coworkers and the dream is watching them fight over a blooming onion at lunch. #ArcherFXX
Does anyone know if tapirs can be litter box trained? Or do you just let them take over the entire study? #ArcherFXX
For reasons I care not to disclose I am banned from the city of Venice (I called my gondolier a water mime). #ArcherFXX
AJTTOTD: You’re allowed to wear animal prints if you are a tiger, leopard, cheetah, or Elton John (a zebra named Elton John). #ArcherFXX
Just thinking out loud, could NASA's budget cover some of my bar tabs? Both are astronomical. #ArcherFXX
I feel like I had something to do today but I can't remember... Oooh! Wait! Wait, I had something for this. Nope, lost it. Oh well. Happy Wednesday everyone! #ArcherFXX
A good profession to claim when you are undercover is an Egyptologist. No one ever questions it. If someone who really is an Egyptologist confronts you, just ask them what period they specialize in: "You specialize in the Middle Kingdom? I'm more of an Old Kingdom guy.”
I’ll take Scotland seriously once they stop naming pubs “Jonty McGinty’s” and “The Snaffle Bit”. #ArcherFXX
Of course your dog is happy to see you. They have Stockholm syndrome. #ArcherFXX
Scarf season is upon us. Do not abuse this privilege. #ArcherFXX
AJTTOTD: She’s not mad at you, she’s just Finnish. #ArcherFXX
AJTTOTD: Do not trust chiropractors. Doctors should not be allowed to wear jeans. #ArcherFXX
My Albanian doorman needs to work on his repartee. Not every conversation has to include stories of war crimes. #ArcherFXX
AJTTOTD: A martini with a couple of those blue cheese olives counts as dinner. #ArcherFXX
“Better yet, let’s boil it.” — Russians #ArcherFXX
AJTTOTD: If she's shopping with him, she's sleeping with him. Maybe next time you’ll make more of an effort to partake in her interests. #ArcherFXX
If I’m ever caught eating a fried pork chop, I am probably depressed. #ArcherFXX
Archer @archerfxx
195K Followers 36 Following FX's animated comedy centers on a suave spy, Sterling Archer, and his misguided cohorts. Stream on Hulu.
Sterling Archer @STERLINGdARCHER
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Archer @archerfxx
195K Followers 36 Following FX's animated comedy centers on a suave spy, Sterling Archer, and his misguided cohorts. Stream on Hulu.
Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain
53K Followers 18 Following I can’t get another job. I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. Official character on Archer on FXX.
Eric Sims @Eric_C_Sims
491 Followers 123 Following Producer of Movies, TV, Art, and super cute babies! ⬇️Latest Video!
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100K Followers 1K Following Official account for Grammy-Winning Singer/Songwriter & Guitarist at https://t.co/QwmEr4yIYo (verify link on website).
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45K Followers 7 Following Did an entire breed of Chilean llamas go extinct two months ago? I'll never tell. Official character on Archer on FXX.
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