Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

I can’t get another job. I have, like, a shit-ton of felonies. Official character on Archer on FXX. fxnetworks.com/shows/original… Worldwide Joined January 2010

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

No container has as bad of a reputation as a vat. I wanna change that. Just imagine a vat of butter, a vat of puppies, a vat of lube? The best things come in vats. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

In ancient Greece, women would expose their vagina’s to ward off storms at sea. I’m gonna put this ol’ gal to use this hurricane season. #ArcherFXX

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Forget the Agent Skills Competition, the Pam Skills Competition is way harder. 1st you have to tag a bathroom wall, drift through a redlight in your Honda S2000, shear a sheep, & finally throw a cheese wheel 70 feet. All while a superb Coq au Vin is braising in your Dutch oven.

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

Pampage in a glass: In a shaker with ice combine 2oz. Everclear, 1oz. 99 Bananas and 3oz. Strawberry Quik. Shake vigorously, strain into a frosted glass and top with a floater of Seagrams Escapes Jamaican Me Happy. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

Would you pay $5 bucks for a Poovey Farms hayride NYC style? That’s where Pammy pushes you around the city in a shopping cart filled with shredded documents from the office. #sidehustle #airbnbexperience #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

Have you ever been late for work and in your rush accidentally zipped your lower lip up in your jacket? #yeahnomeneither #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

I’ve been working on my cosplay for Seafood-Con and this year is gonna be hot. It’s basically a bikini made out of plastic lobster bibs, a necktie and a briefcase, I’m calling it “Hungry Businessman”, bring your melted butter! #yeoooowwww #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

2 years ago

People call hotdogs lips and assholes like that’s a bad thing, but those are pretty tasty on people so what gives. #nomnomnom #glizzyseason #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

Ok, Ok, I’ll stop, just 2 more t-shirt ideas. Pamazon Woman and Uncle Pam, I WANT YOU. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

Need me to play the Pamborine in your band? #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

I keep offering Lana a Pammogram and she keep refusing. I’m trying to remind her that at her age she needs one every 12 months. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

I’ve got your Thanksgiving dinner menu! Pamb Chop, Honey Baked Pam and a pile of Candied Pams. Or you could eat this at your next Pamily Reunion. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

If you like the Pampage t-shirt wait til you see the designs for the Grand Pam Breakfast, I give those to lovers that make it through a night at Pammy’s place. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

Cyril is in a tizzy again today, this happens when he doesn’t have time to press his pants. Pam Life Hack #478- Fold pants, sit on them on your way to work, let your buns do the steaming. If you take the train, you may experience the bonus of making a few $$$ if you put a hat out

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

Instead of posting a thirst trap, I’m gonna post a grease trap. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

My secret to having such sharp knuckles is whenever I encounter a cinderblock wall, I get a few jabs in. #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

The new moon makes me wanna hit the open road on my hog, and I don’t mean Harley. I miss ridin’ ol Patsy Swine down to the VFW for bingo. #pooveyfarms #ArcherFXX

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Pam Poovey @pamsgossiptrain

3 years ago

After a tough day at the office, I like to grab a 40 at the bodega and empty that sucker into my camelback before I hit the train. If I’m feeling fancy, I get some American cheese slices and some fruit by the foot and have myself a little charcuterie.#ArcherFXX