rutherford b @idvssuperego
my guiding angel is a quirky strung out dreamer with a wonky gps NorNorCal Joined January 2009-
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I feel pretty okay now as we enter this, the second of nine phases of the initial pandemic epoch.
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as deep as the sky/ as high as the sea/ a somersault leap/ from tethered to free
Going to get so drunk I'll be singing in archaic Scottish by midnight.
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2013: The year we learned we're all being watched. While constantly taking pictures of ourselves.
why do the letters have to form words maybe they want to be left alone for once
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Sometimes I imagine what would happen if I put actual effort into something.
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I'll pull over on the roadside and parent your ass idgaf
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