Bazooks @amuirin

Malevolent ptarmigan. Welsh highlands Joined March 2009

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Bazooks @amuirin

2 years ago

Well this certainly looks unnecessarily complicated. Why can't billionaire boy twerps let us fuck things up ourselves, the way nature intended? A simple, user friendly platform for the airing of toxic brain bilge, tyvm.

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Bazooks @amuirin

2 years ago

Every other day or so we hear on the news some new way that Elon Musk is destroying twitter, so when i peeked in here I understandably assumed everyone would be talking about that. Nope. Still mostly weather and cheese.

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Bazooks @amuirin

2 years ago

This little big town, dawn. It does its level best to be ugly, but even the garish digital billboards flicker into background noise when the first rays of day dance their light over the river.

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Bazooks @amuirin

2 years ago

Is this still here? Huh.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

We watched the Lizzo concert on Netflix in a state of horror laced fascination and I was genuinely disappointed tonight when the choir ladies didn't pull off their choir robes and twerk.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Please be advised this is a spammy sort of coupon thingy, but it's legit if you need sneakers or a batman shirt or a hoverboard or whatever.. For a limited time, use my code ALLIMASERATI to save $10 at Poshmark: posh.mk/jhQOCtI65wb

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Is anyone else addicted to dried phillipine mangoes? They're evil. I just polished them off and already worried about acquiring my next hit.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Now? The self confession peters out and we have information raining down like a monsoon, so full of squallor and spectacle. We're safe now because nothing's new and nobody cares. Not for more than a moment.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

I remember when we showed our hand a little. Trusting, stupid, safe in the knowledge that knowledge was hard to come by as most of the numbers back then were unlisted.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Tired.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Im tired of Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer leading the only party capable of opposing the religious right. They are safe road candidates who own too much to want to change things fundamentally. They are far right of the views of most left leaning constituents.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Im tired of having drunks and liars populate the highest court in the land and siphon off my rights. I dont care how politically motivated it is, stuff the court, end individual rights for corporations and feed some of the fucking kids in this country who have nothing.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Im tired of us letting adults who committed treason continue to legislate, letting thieves who funnelled billions of the treasury into their pockets go on breathing, and let thugs and criminals who rose up against democracy have guns.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Im tired of Joe Biden coming off as weak because he is weak. He's a nice old grandpa and we should have hired a slavering wolf. And he should have picked Stacey Abrams- not a photo op black nominee but a force to be reckoned with that can get shit done.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Im tired of democrats asking me for $15 dollars every hour on the hour. I dont have extra money. I gave you money and helped get you elected and as far as I can see youve sent billions of dollars to a country you declined as an ally and didn't get any of your jobs done.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Im tired of Beto running for things. This man needs a hobby that isn't losing elections.

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DougJBalloon @DougJBalloon

3 years ago

Susan Collins: “Face-eating leopard gave private assurances he would not eat my face”.

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Ron Perlman @perlmutations

3 years ago

In a blistering 6-3 decision the Supreme Court has voted to make slavery legal again. Oh wait, my watch seems to be running a few hours fast.

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Bazooks @amuirin

3 years ago

Today? We shop, I suppose. Get a latte & a roll. My raging indignance burns out after awhile and leaves a void that can be filled with strategic planning and carbohydrates.