descendant of cain @hatehug
@conanobrienswyf is my bio. Header by @rbdesignsfl https://t.co/xMV8HlWESS instagram.com/hatehug St. Pete Florida Joined August 2010-
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Anyone can be a sugar daddy but it takes a real man to be a sugar father.
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I hope all the gamer kids out there are enjoying summer school!
I admire people who like to do things because I do not like to do things.
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when I was a kid my mom put a sign in my room that read "if a weed you really need, please take your butt outside" haha it meant cigarette
Growing up, my mom always told me to keep my nose clean which was very helpful because the cocaine goes up there way easier that way.
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Yeah, I'm Pro-Choice. But why stop at unborn babies. Put loaded rifles in schools. C-4 vests inside the break rooms at corporate offices? Grenades at retirement homes? Fuck it, drop nukes on sporting events! Oh wait, that's not what pro-choice means. I'm Pro-Death, I guess.
I just don't know how my wife deals with all this rugged sexiness. #rugged #sexiness #imeancomeon #toxicmasculinity #mywife #fordf150 #fordtough #notpaleo instagram.com/p/CcrW_JCuIk5/…
The box says Oops! All Berries but I bet they do that on purpose.
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Dogs are always on ecstasy.
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Girls would need help opening it if whoop-ass came in jars.
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they should just make whoop-ass in a easy squeeze bottle.
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Checking all the expiration dates on these cans of whoop-ass. Just in case.
Somebody needs to invent Whooperware™️. I'm constantly opening up a can and only whooping a little ass then the rest goes bad on the kitchen counter.
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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to STFU. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog.
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If a dog marks its territory, sniffs it and then marks it again, shit has never been more serious.
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Tripped over my dog and Gangnam Styled all the way across my living room.
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