kale @implicitlyput

you're an idiot babe. Joined April 2009

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kale @implicitlyput

4 years ago

someone said that when you’re away with your family as a stay at home mom - it’s not a vacation - it’s a work trip. 👌🏼🙌🏼🍷

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

SVU is blowing my mind right now. #2020

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on this episode of turds and toddlers... I wasn’t picking up the dog poo fast enough so my daughter took it upon herself to place a large leaf over each turd in the yard whispering “night night” to them... needless to say, the turds will be there till spring.

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

I’m sure being kicked in the balls hurts and shit but have you ever sneezed four days after a c section.......

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Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden

5 years ago

The bread making seems to have calmed the hell down.

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

just couldn’t be more in awe of @katieboland

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5 years ago

just couldn’t be more in awe of @katieboland

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

I will never understand why parents dress their kids like giant nerds.

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Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden

5 years ago

I have a feeling the anti-maskers are the same people as the anti-Vaxers

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

BBC News - Coronavirus: 'Crystal clear' drunk people will not socially distance bbc.com/news/uk-532966…

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

arriving to my mom’s house this morning she says... “I have just discovered tik tok”. that’s it for me everyone. goodbye world. ✋🏼

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

obligatory ‘I HATE FIREWORKS’ tweet. see you all next victoria day. 🇨🇦

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kale @implicitlyput

5 years ago

are all those people still making bread? wtf was that? that was weirder than joe exotic to me...

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Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman

5 years ago

To the people shooting firecrackers and fireworks every night: I really really hate you for what you are doing to my dog. Hate is a strong word but I do. Sorry.