jake @jake_claeys

identifies as a Pratt & Whitney R-2800-42w Montana, USA Joined October 2013

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jake @jake_claeys

4 years ago

Some jackass left the bar with my nice North Face jacket last night and took my contact case with it. Raging rn

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jake @jake_claeys

4 years ago

Deleted Instagram again. Damn devil almost got me again. Just found myself scrolling to it's spot in my app list by habit. Don't let The Zuck keep ahold of you by your balls

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trash jones @jzux

4 years ago

women are like cars. slower than planes

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Me and girl laying in bed staring at each other, suddenly I smile. Her: whatchu thinking about Me: you Her: what about me Me: imagining you hanging from the landing gear of a Boeing 777 en route to São Paulo in search of Ayahuasca

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jake @jake_claeys

4 years ago

I have lived long enough to become the enemy

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Detty @0ddette

5 years ago

Theory: Bigfoot sightings in the woods are people spotting hunters in ghillie suits

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jake @jake_claeys

5 years ago

Love when people buy property near an airport and then complain there's too much noise

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Rich Brian @richbrian

5 years ago

im a doctors writing u can never fuckin read meee

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jake @jake_claeys

5 years ago

Continuously refreshing my three favorite social media apps, venmo, linkedin, and flightradar24 to no avail. Still desperately bored.

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jake @jake_claeys

5 years ago

Garfield is overrated. Like he's just a grumpy cat. Get a hold of yourselves

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Rich Brian @richbrian

5 years ago

This shooting was targeted against asian women, he was fucking ARMED. they arrested him alive and well & they said that it was a “bad day for him”. This shit sickens me. Please donate here: anti-asianviolenceresources.carrd.co advancingjustice-atlanta.org/donate linktr.ee/redcanarysong

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Dr Kevin Fong @Kevin_Fong

5 years ago

Watched Top Gun with the kids & suddenly realised that F14 Tomcats today are as old as Spitfires were when Top Gun was released in 1986 🤯 #TopGun #TopGunMaverick

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Tony Hawk @tonyhawk

16 years ago

girl at restaurant: "Are you Tony Hawk?" me: "Yes." her: "Why?" I had no idea how to answer.

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jake @jake_claeys

5 years ago

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President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

5 years ago

On this 56th anniversary of Bloody Sunday, I signed an executive order to promote voting access. The right to vote is sacred and fundamental – and this is just the beginning of our work to ensure every American can freely exercise that right.