Jared Schaefer @jaredmschaefer

North Platte, Nebraska Joined May 2013

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NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel

3 years ago

For the record, Trump hates dogs because they have barked at him his entire life. I've seen highly trained service animals lose their composure in his presence. It freaks him out because they sense the truth.@GOP

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Dennis P. Crawford @DennisPCrawford

3 years ago

The worst seven years of Husker football has occurred during Ricketts' reign of error. Coincidence? I think not. Pillen is a less wealthy, less articulate version of Ricketts. Time for a change. Vote for Carol Blood. Ken Winston

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Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome

3 years ago

I sure hope Joe Manchin has room on his yacht for two of every species.

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

4 years ago

what kind of shithole party votes to keep insulin unaffordable

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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen

4 years ago

NEW: 193 House Republicans just voted against lowering the cost of insulin. Every Democrat voted for the measure.

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Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester

4 years ago

Donald Trump wrote a real nice letter about Robert E. Lee and his statue

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David Pakman @dpakman

5 years ago

"Voter fraud" is essentially a religious belief. You believe it, and then look for evidence, and the only "evidence" comes from those who already believe it. When confronted about lack of independent evidence, you claim "well others can't definitively prove it DIDN'T happen"

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt

5 years ago

When Katie Porter pulls out her white board she is not allowed to re-sheath it until it draws blood.

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Nick Allen @NicksAllens

5 years ago

Hope Kamala will start calling her husband father.

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Nick Allen @NicksAllens

5 years ago

It’s like we’re waiting to see if grandma is going to put the uncle who climbed atop the thanksgiving table and spray-shitted all over everything in charge of the meal again next year

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Dan Rather @DanRather

5 years ago

Science. (That’s it. That’s the tweet. Pass it on).

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Jared Schaefer @jaredmschaefer

5 years ago

I voted for #KraftMayo. Where do you stand? Vote now for a chance to win a $10,000 adventure. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends 11/30/20. To enter and for Official Rules, visit PlateDebate.com. #PlateDebate #Sweepstakes

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Meena Bewtra @DrsMeena

5 years ago

For the love of god, can everyone just read this thread???

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George#VotesBlueAlways @Numbers28

5 years ago

The most chilling aspect of the last four years is knowing that 40% of this country cannot recognize evil when they see it. What's your take?

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

5 years ago

remember during all the Benghazi hearings when Obama fired everybody involved in the investigation? of course you don't. Obama handed over everything and Hillary testified for 11 hours straight on live TV, because they had nothing to hide and they aren't fragile dipshit manbabies

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

5 years ago

38% of Americans are just fine with an unhinged racist lunatic in control, which is why the other 62% of us have to make damned sure we show up at the polls this November

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MichaelRapaport @MichaelRapaport

5 years ago

It’s 11:41pm do you know where your President is? Where is this Loser Dikc Stain @realDonaldTrump A Family of Losers representing a bunch of Loser Republicans. #StayDisruptive New @iamrapaport is LIVE: Luminary.link/RAPAPORT