Jason Hands @jasonhands

Firefighter, Wine Guy, 3rd Generation Auctioneer. Views expressed are my own. You be you and I'll be me. Ottawa Joined January 2010

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

a year ago

Understated satisfying moment for any man: ratchet strapping the absolute shit out of something, then placing your hands on your hips and saying, "That's not going anywhere."

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

a year ago

Liberals are taking to X outraged @PierrePoilievre and his actions yesterday. All were quiet as church mice for: Elbowgate, Aga Khan, Cash for access, WE Scandal, SNC Lavalin, Arrive CAN.......

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🚨it's official!🚨 I'm suing the NCAA along with 15 other collegiate athletes who have lost out on titles, records, & roster spots to men posing as women The NCAA continues to explicitly violate the federal civil rights law of Title IX. About time someone did something about…

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

2 years ago

I led my Men's Slo-Pitch team in deeeeep flyouts last year - can this offer apply to me?

John Axford @JohnAxford

2 years ago

I led my Men's Slo-Pitch team in deeeeep flyouts last year - can this offer apply to me?

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

2 years ago

Here come the thoughts and prayers. #Maine

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

2 years ago

Bring back Gibby #NextLevel

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

Pat King is Dunning-Kruger effect personified. Complete loser.

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

Just saw #TopGun In unrelated news I'm now going to grow a mustache. I'll be taking no further questions on the matter.

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

Plot Twist: @ryanwhitney6 could very well be a hero to all Canada bringing awareness to the Gong Show that is Pearson. @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @RearAdBsBlog @TorontoPearson

Joe Warmington @joe_warmington

3 years ago

Plot Twist: @ryanwhitney6 could very well be a hero to all Canada bringing awareness to the Gong Show that is Pearson. @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @RearAdBsBlog @TorontoPearson

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

Is there a more gouging company that offers worse customer service than @TicketmasterCA

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

Least surprising headline ever

Ottawa Citizen @OttawaCitizen

3 years ago

Least surprising headline ever

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

I hope Nick Paul gets audited next year. #leafsforever

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

3 years ago

Want a life of abject misery and titanic let-downs? Become a Toronto Maple Leafs fan.

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

4 years ago

Just ate pizza from a vending machine in Sudbury. What a world.

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

4 years ago

Starting to think this Putin guy is a bit of an arsehole.

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

4 years ago

People of Ukraine are literally fighting for their lives right now. Meanwhile people in Ottawa are protesting their lack of "freedom" Not a good look.

Jeremie Charron @JCharronCTV

4 years ago

People of Ukraine are literally fighting for their lives right now. Meanwhile people in Ottawa are protesting their lack of "freedom" Not a good look.

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Jason Hands @jasonhands

4 years ago

The entire Canadian Women's Olympic hockey team played a game with masks on. Meanwhile in Ottawa people are protesting their right to walk into a Tim Hortons and get their coffee without a mask.