Non-sequitur @jedimasterphuki

Here for the memes, cats, and a few friends. Interested in Finance, Economics, Statistics and Physics. Dreams of changing careers from Finance to Stargazing SE London Joined March 2010

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Ashley St. Clair @stclairashley

3 months ago

hey @realDonaldTrump lmk if u need any breakup advice

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Non-sequitur @jedimasterphuki

9 months ago

People who cut queues when boarding ab aircraft- will you reach your destination earlier than the rest of us? Or are you going to get off earlier than the rest of us?

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9 months ago

Managed to snag a cool seat by the windows at the airport. Can see planes take off and land. Fascinating. A tube of aluminium and plastic going a hundred kmph shooting up from the ground.

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9 months ago

Go to the @adidas app. Crazy prices. Some are half price and some are more than the usual. Have fun shopping!

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11 months ago

Italian football is intense. 45 mins. There’s a goal. A red card. A mangled hand. And two split heads.

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Someone smiled at me one the Tube today morning. And I smiled back. Surveyed the bogey as I stepped in, everyone glued to their phones, one intent on their breakfast oats. At the other end of the bogey someone did the same. Locked eyes and shared a smile. Mondays.

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Non-sequitur @jedimasterphuki

a year ago

Last night the waiter at the pub asked me if I’d go downstairs to pay for my coffee. I misheard him and thought he asked me if I wanted some water. I said I’m good, and the waiter’s face turned white. That’s when he stammered I had to pay first. Dead from embarrassment.

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a year ago

Okay. Musetti’s backhand is beautiful.

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a year ago

Can’t believe I’m still up, following the counting. I should get some sleep. I have to work tomorrow after all, irrespective of whatever the election results.

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a year ago

I’m disproportionately invested in the outcome of this UK general election, considering my past record of voting and my residency in this country.

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a year ago

Spent two weeks improving performance of my software library. 20 mins to 3 mins. Pleased with myself. Made an enhancement and it’s now gone up to 5 mins. Still ahead compared to last month, but I’m annoyed.

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a year ago

Has london forgotten how to queue and say excuse me?

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Gaurav Sabnis @gauravsabnis

a year ago

I'm Indian. I eat beef pork snails sea cucumber and some insects. Ant chutney is a delicacy for Bhils. Stop defining Indian diet based on your own Brahminical orthodoxy.

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Sally Rugg @sallyrugg

a year ago

You’ve simply got to respect this

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Non-sequitur @jedimasterphuki

a year ago

And I’m sick again. Just before my holiday next week. The curse is back.

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CHRISSY @ChristinaSVO

a year ago

Let 👏🏽 People 👏🏽 off 👏🏽 the 👏🏽 train 👏🏽 first 👏🏽 before 👏🏽 boarding 👏🏽 you 👏🏽 dumb 👏🏽 c*nt 👏🏽

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Non-sequitur @jedimasterphuki

a year ago

I am asking those who love the outdoors to post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. no description. The goal is to regain peace and harmony without negativity. Please copy the text, put a picture on YOUR page, and let’s look at these beautiful pictures

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

2 years ago

English weather is wet German weather is Wetter English kids are kind German kids are Kinder English mothers mumble German mothers Mutter The English shout the word people But Germans just quietly Menschen it And English sausages can be bad But a German sausage is the Wurst