floap @jeremichtoneuse

nyom nyom nyom nyom Joined September 2015

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🛸 @Trulytreed

6 months ago

Lavoisier être comme

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@ratlimit @ratlimit

8 months ago

realized there is lowkey a refractory period for eating. went to grub one out and couldn't finish

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

8 months ago

If you make tiktok edits similar to this with copy pasted visuals and unreadable subtitles you deserve to be replaced by gen AI

⚤ Jack (Fili’s version) 🔆 🥞🪼 @crowleysbussy

8 months ago

If you make tiktok edits similar to this with copy pasted visuals and unreadable subtitles you deserve to be replaced by gen AI

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

8 months ago

200k likes for reciting the Knives Out plot 😬

👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82

8 months ago

200k likes for reciting the Knives Out plot 😬

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

9 months ago

This is just this tweet but reworded

🏳️‍⚧️ aro-uji 🏳️‍🌈 | 🍉 FREE PALESTINE 🍉 @ujivoice

9 months ago

This is just this tweet but reworded https://t.co/hQDeeypvaF

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

10 months ago

Half my fucking feed quoting this shit for the last two days

Tony @bloodylikeabod

10 months ago

Half my fucking feed quoting this shit for the last two days https://t.co/Jz8fxydvj4

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

a year ago

might just be the most based thing someone has ever said in response to good weather

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

2 years ago

every night the elves come to my house and turn off my alarm so that i'm forced to sleep 10 hours. one day i'm gonna catch the little bastards and we'll see who's laughing

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

2 years ago

we are so fucking back

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mejvy @MejvyZ

2 years ago

civic duty performed 🦧👍 https://t.co/zv0N2ywILf

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Blasting Sounds For The Supermarket 1 rn (The music contains inaudible subliminal recordings that were intended to increase buyer purchasing at grocery stores. Customers were influenced to purchase more products as a result of the brain-wave patterns hidden in the musical notes)

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

2 years ago

You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

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2 years ago

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exfauna @poisonjr

3 years ago

havent eaten for 24 hours so i've decided retroactively that i was fasting

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floap @jeremichtoneuse

2 years ago

yes no maybe i don't know can you repeat the question you're not the boss of me now you're not the boss of me now you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big you're not the boss of me you're not the boss of me now and you're not so big life is unfair...