Jason Ghoadst Dad @jjgoad
Stand-up comedian, metal-head, burger enthusiast. Drinks beer in the shower, sincerely enjoys Whitesnake. Metal sunglasses, not MAGA sunglasses jjgoad.com Seattle, WA. Joined November 2011-
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If you’re trans and looking to tool up, the time is now. There’s no gun registry in the USA for existing owned firearms. But impeding regulations from AG Pam Bondi (who herself had an anti-gun record as Florida AG) could impair your ability to buy from an FFL.
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This coal miner took his son to a baseball game
This coal miner took his son to a baseball game
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just went #4
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Libs, please get over your issues with guns, fast.
The worst songs ever are “The Super Bowl Shuffle” and “Ghostbusters.”
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I wanted to highlight Black Flag Civilian - a young, budding channel you should definitely check out if you haven't already. Excellent vids, looking forward to more! youtu.be/Jd-PdPWs8ss
I saw a test screening of a secret movie that turned out to be a work print of Robert Altman’s Popeye. I once snuck behind the screen and camped out and watched Clue in mirror reverse. Ending C.
I saw a test screening of a secret movie that turned out to be a work print of Robert Altman’s Popeye. I once snuck behind the screen and camped out and watched Clue in mirror reverse. Ending C.
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Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen
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The world is sick and perverse for not doing anything to stop this inhuman madness.
The world is sick and perverse for not doing anything to stop this inhuman madness.
Nobody cares about my opinion but I think Jennifer Love Hewitt seems like a delightful and caring mother and a wonderful person who I would absolutely love to have draped all over me like a bespoke suit.
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I was a Navy SEAL for over a decade, so I know a few things about drawing a weapon. Technique *this bad* could only survive in a place where the people you’re shooting are unarmed. This only “works” because they’re shooting women and children. 🌈 The More You Know 🌈
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This sums it up 🥰
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why is everyone’s main goal to get married and have kids like dont u guys wanna do drugs in foreign countries
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Skenes with 10 Ks and 0 runs only to lose 1-0 to the Mariners is a nice little homage to Felix Hernandez 🫡
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