John Branyan (Hee/Hee/Hee) @john_branyan
I probably disagree with you on whatever you're angry about right now. johnbranyan.com Indiana Joined July 2009-
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We had the pleasure of hosting our annual Client Appreciation Dinner last night! We want to extend a thank you to all of our amazing clients who joined us for a fun evening. A huge shout out to the incredibly funny @john_branyan, who reminded us that there is humor in everything!
I've compiled a list of the some of the offensive things I say to save people who are mad at me the trouble of searching my Twitter feed for quotes to take out of context. #ServantsHeart #Helpful #Christian
Many hip, cool, more-influential-than-me people are teaching me to ignore teaching. They people matter more than the belief that people matter.
Notice how Leviticus is taken literally until God says, "If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." - Leviticus 20:13
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@DWoutofContext_ got a great Bill Whittle clip for you
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Completely normal behavior 😂
DC: Leftists are protesting the 4th of July in front of the White House.
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Cry. Harder.
The news coming out of the United States is horrific. My heart goes out to the millions of American women who are now set to lose their legal right to an abortion. I can’t imagine the fear and anger you are feeling right now.
It's hard to concentrate on work today. Usually, when something in the news causes that, it's horrible, awful or downright scary things. Today? It's the opposite. Need to let the joy fuel my efforts for my job today. It's a great day!
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