Jon Dawes @jondawes

He/him. Work in IT presales during the week. BBQ on the weekend. Parent every day. I solve problems and I learn things. Sydney, Australia Joined April 2009

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

I still wait until the NIC lights stop flashing whenever I reboot a PC.

SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

3 years ago

I still wait until the NIC lights stop flashing whenever I reboot a PC.

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Hey @NBN_Australia, all this gigabit hype is lovely but when can we expect some meaningful upload speeds with it? The phrase of 2022 is “I’m just going to turn off my camera so I can hear you properly”.

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

Wow @McDonalds Australia really has gone downhill. Slowest fast food on the face of the earth and a 25% chance your order is wrong.

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

The best thing about single sign on is doing it 10 times a day.

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

This may be the greatest out of office message in history.

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

SERIOUSLY @Office WHY DID YOU MOVE ALL THE BUTTONS?

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

I just got completely you he twisted twice on a customer presentation as iterated through defunct product names and I support this message.

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

When you get invited to a meeting 10 minutes after it starts.

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Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH

3 years ago

We taught sand to be racist lmao

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

Not voting for the major parties is not a protest vote. We live in a representative democracy and they don’t represent a large proportion of the country. #ausvotes

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

Yes. Yes we do.

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I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0

3 years ago

OKAY everyone, look here. It is time for a mega-thread of just the nastiest, shittiest, most planetarily destructive things that the Australian government has done over the past 3 yrs. There will be swears. Tears. Charts. Articles. And I'll add to it as we get closer to May 21

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Jon Dawes @jondawes

3 years ago

The worst part about getting up offensively early and exercising to see how it goes is I feel fantastic now and I have to keep doing it.

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Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH

3 years ago

a whole lot of people are getting their faces eaten by leopards right now

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Dave Knowles @SavvyPseudonym

3 years ago

Cliff gets what’s up.

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Dr Monique Ryan MP @Mon4Kooyong

3 years ago

Since @JoshFrydenberg pulled out of the ACTUAL Kooyong candidates forum, I'd relish the opportunity to debate him on Ch9. If it's in Kooyong (not Docklands!), in front of people of Kooyong, with Qs asked by the people of #Kooyong. That's why I’m running — to represent Kooyong!

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I'm @Ketanjoshi.co on Bluesky @KetanJ0

3 years ago

It's really not a new thing to say at this point, but Chris Uhlmann genuinely lacks even the most basic understanding of the issues he's talking about here, but because he *thinks* he understands, he's become an unstoppable disinformation machine with a huge, huge audience.