josh wells @joshaintfunny
dude stand up comedy newsletter bad at social media joshwells.substack.com north bergen, nj Joined February 2009-
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new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I switched up the format a bit mostly because it was starting to feel like a chore to write, and I wanted to get back to a place where writing this thing gives me joy. I hope you like it. joshwells.substack.com
Cardi B court clips are the best thing on the internet right now and she is a hero.
first day of school on social media: parent friends: I'm so relieved to have a place to send my kids for most of the day. teacher friends: ugh, back to dealing with everyone's kids for most of the day.
a new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I write about seeing Sublime in 2025 as well as the usual assortment of other random stuff. joshwells.substack.com
I know I'm getting old because I bumped into a friend's grown up son at a concert last night and I was like, "we gotta get a selfie together, your mom will flip."
At the age of 45, I sometimes struggle with the idea of keeping it punk but then I'll read a thing like this and remember how much I love punk culture. Punk is important and relevant at all times, especially in the age of Dictator Trump. currentaffairs.org/news/why-ameri…
I don't log into Twitter a lot but every time I do, I run into a rumor that Trump is dying and then he doesn't die and this is why Twitter's stupid.
last night I went to a concert where you had to wait in line to get a digital bracelet and then you had to wait in another line to use a kiosk to connect a form of payment to that bracelet. What I'm trying to say is the nerds really are ruining everything.
oh hell yea, it's time. Step aside summer.
why are the Blue Lives Matter asshats not mad about this military occupation of DC thing? Isn't this like Trump saying their homies aren't good at their job? Rise up, dinguses.
Yo fuck Dean Cain. ICE can't even get a relavant celebrity.
just added a concert ticket to my Google wallet for the first time ever. I will struggle to keep up with the times but a part of me is always gonna miss ticket stubs.
a new issue of the newsletter AND proof that I used to be a lot younger than I am now. Give it a read. joshwells.substack.com
it's not a real earthquake if my cat doesn't even wake up from her nap.
a new issue of the newsletter dropped today. Give it a read. Fwd it to the White House. Sing its words to your lover. joshwells.substack.com
if you got 2 or more Facebook accounts, I'm not posting happy birthday on any of them.
I hope @badbrainsband are getting a cut for these new @CMPunk shirts.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person I know watching Jeopardy at midnight on a Friday night but tonight was the season finale and what a wild ending.
new issue of the newsletter just dropped. I just wrote about Ozzy two weeks ago, but here we are, and I'm just trying my best to memorialize a man who's legend is challenging to encapsulate in a few paragraphs plus, I write about some other random stuff joshwells.substack.com
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