Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

aloof goofball scottholtcomedy.com Jersey City, NJ Joined January 2014

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

a month ago

I don't like raining on people's medieval fairs But I would love to see Lebron James enter a light saber conteest

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

4 months ago

Nj.com posted a video of me without giving me any credit so here is my point of view. Thank you. I'm sorry. Happy summer. #hudsonriver #paddleboarding #arrested

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

7 months ago

D is for bad dad

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

a year ago

Hahahahhaahahahah bitch I'm back. Relapsing is performance art for me.

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a year ago

If you wear a backless dress around my daughter, she will tell the whole restaurant that you are naked

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

2 years ago

I've never not had a meal with a woman who hasn't handed me a napkin

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2 years ago

My daughter: "please don't put what I say on the internet"

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2 years ago

My wife resents me because I can fall asleep to the sound of children crying

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2 years ago

The best way to watch baseball is with football on

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2 years ago

If you want to know what Married life is like It's just not using Adirondack chairs

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2 years ago

If you don't tell you worst Indian joke to an Indian crowd then it just feels like you are hiding it from them.

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2 years ago

Life is a roller coaster Unless you have wet brain Then it's splash mountain

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2 years ago

Jaylen brown was tired of being called Robin so much he starting wearing a Batman mask at these games. Wild choice.

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2 years ago

Someone get Tucker Carlson and Don Lemon to do a "First Take" type debate show

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

3 years ago

Does anyone else feel like food is just loading your intestinal guns with ammo for you to shit shotgun later?

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3 years ago

Dangler Funeral Home has the specials

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3 years ago

New Hampshire has the best license plate slogan... "At least we're not Vermont"

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3 years ago

Farting in an enclosed space till your company gets used to the smell is a variation of Stockholm syndrome

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3 years ago

Having a kid makes it hard to get anything d

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Scotty Holt @scottyhustle

3 years ago

If everyone works together and pretends it's their car on the street whenever they see a parking enforcement officer trying to ticket a car we can get rid of them by January.