Joshua Bartholomew @joshbart
Cyber Security Professional | Husband | Father | Catholic | Grad Student | Tinkerer | Armchair Philosopher. Opinions are mine. (Really, whose aren't?) Fargo, ND Joined April 2009-
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Decided to use the @USAA chatbot for the first time today. It's pretty worthless except for the most basic questions and has only told me things I already know. I asked it how I could talk to a rep, and it couldn't even properly give me a phone number.
TIL that the US Air Force is too cheap to reimburse me the full amount for travel they required, simply because I wanted to pay the only Fargo Uber driver awake at 3:30am what I thought was a fair amount.
"... continue helping women in the area." Thank you, @ValleyNewsLive, for reminding us that your reporters are biased toward pro-abortion causes. valleynewslive.com/2023/01/31/min…
So, @united doesn't have a bag drop only line at Frankfurt Airport. No joke, it's going to take 30+ minutes to drop bags off, even though I'm checked in. Considering I cost around $300/hr, I'm really tempted to send them a bill for my time.
Why is it that the vast majority of posts I see about "strong women" are related to career-driven women who have reached the highest rungs of the ladder? This is a great thing to see, but there's lots of strong women who aren't executive leaders.
Why don't we say "Merry Hanukkah" instead of "Happy Hanukkah"? #SillyQuestions
I'll have more time to do CTFs, like TryHackMe's Advent of Cyber. #ReasonsToRetireFromTheANG
I'm sad to be putting away my soccer scarf. Hopefully we can try this again in 4 years. #WorldCup2022
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!! #WorldCup2022 #USMNT
Nine extra minutes?! Ooof, hang on tight #USMNT! #WorldcupQatar2022 #USAvIRN
Great play by Pulisic! Hoping he's alright. That was quite a collision. #WorldcupQatar2022 #USAvIRN
Good job on the #USMNT keeping possession and keeping the pressure high! Let's turn it into a goal, guys! #WorldcupQatar2022 #USAvIRN
TIL the #AirForce Song has four verses. The fourth verse is way cooler than the first. "In echelon, we carry on!" Why didn't I learn this in BMT?
I wonder if anyone involved with this article has ever lived further north than the 40th parallel.
I wonder if anyone involved with this article has ever lived further north than the 40th parallel.
52' in and I was just telling my coworkers how I was surprised #POR had not scored yet. Guess I just needed to wait a few more minutes. #WorldcupQatar2022 #PORvURU
Gotta hand it to Korea. They are really trying hard to tie up this game. #WorldcupQatar2022 #KORvGHA
It's too bad that Qatar won't be moving on, considering they're the host nation. Hoping to see them qualify again in the future. #WorldcupQatar2022
My son really likes tractors. He carries my old John Deere model around with him, even though it's half as big as he is. I'm thinking next spring we will have to venture out of town to go watch some field plowing.

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886K Followers 340 Following Official Account of U.S. Central Command (CENTCOM).
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