psa: don't ruin the thanksgiving meal by bringing up politics. ruin the meal by telling your family you don't know half of them half as well as you should like and like less than half of them half as well as they deserve then vanishing while they try to figure out what you meant
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@joshcarlosjosh Ruin Thanksgiving by bringing up politics like this: "Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell?"
@joshcarlosjosh I would, but my love of the halflings’ leaf has clearly slowed my mind.
@joshcarlosjosh Ruin the meal by telling your family that the Eagles should have flown the Ring to Mount Doom
@joshcarlosjosh I'll try, but I will most likely be at The Gaffer's ale and won't remember.
@joshcarlosjosh Going to two different family households to celebrate and eat our Thanksgiving meal with @okkristago
@joshcarlosjosh My new role model just dropped
@joshcarlosjosh Watched this with my dad last night, algorithm doin good work 🙏🏻
@joshcarlosjosh @howlitzer With or without puff of smoke by a wizard chaperone?
@joshcarlosjosh @EnterpriseCPU That still sounds like politics.
@joshcarlosjosh @DrSpooky_ER That's wisdom right there, Bilbo.
@joshcarlosjosh I knew it, but it didn’t come to me right away 😆
