jeck sandström @jsandy1999
um uhhhh hey uhhh Um h uhhm Joined April 2016-
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I know I don’t have perspective on the beauty of marriage but when people call it the best day of their life I’m like… the best? When I was 9 I spent the whole day at six flags, ate a medically concerning amount of dippin dots and then watched James Cameron’s magnum opus avatar
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ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
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all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this
all other problems are this problem. all other discourse is a distraction from this
I need to do more standup because I’m bad at standup but so are most standup comedians
I REALLY hate you guys
I REALLY hate you guys
I hate you guys
They are begging me not to watch the new Tron movie and you know what? They have succeeded
I don’t think people realize how much better the government would be if congress had term limits
Dude wipes??? Yeah… I sure hope he does!!
Dude wipes??? Yeah… I sure hope he does!!
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I miss when quiznos was more around
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Cash me ousside nugget boy, howbow dah?
Skipped a train and was late to work today because there was a child in it with haunting eyes that reminded me of my dead childhood dog
Haven’t been tweeting as much lately cuz my mental health has been pretty good. Really sorry guys ill try to work on that
Forgot that rain gives everyone full credence to walk like an ASSHOLE
Any self respecting midwesterner should know the rules to euchre
Dude wipes? Yeah I sure hope he does
Frank Sinatra if he were alive today: fly me to Labubu
I love visiting my parents because you overhear things like “Alexa, play songs about the French Revolution”
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