tori @nondescript_elf
She/her: enjoys pooping Chicago, IL Joined April 2012-
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I’m sorry to say it folks, but I must be brave… the kiss is bad!! They look like two bad kissers smashin face!! 😔
I’m sorry to say it folks, but I must be brave… the kiss is bad!! They look like two bad kissers smashin face!! 😔
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