Kate Watters @k8h2os
Joined July 2010-
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Please stop having gender reveal parties. They are unnecessary and no one wants to go.
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Kate Watters retweeted
Raise the price of bullets. Lower the price of insulin.
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Supreme Court Justices have proven they’re “supreme” in the same way as a Taco Bell Burrito Supreme: they’re easy to buy and bad for your health
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So if as a doctor I committed malpractice, but retire before being charged, am I no longer guilty? I struggle to listen to this absurdity.
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If you’re too afraid of trump to vote for impeachment, then you’re too much of a coward to serve in Congress. Resign.
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@scenesfrombflo @simoncholland [purchases 3 precedented times and 6 bundles of toilet paper]
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Don’t know about y’all but I could really go for some precedented times.
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You guys... Don't forget that President Obama is giving commencement speeches this Saturday. Let's make sure it's the most-viewed broadcast EVER. I can't wait! #ObamaGreat
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“killed her husband, wacked him” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #CaroleBaskin
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I like presidents who don’t prompt a response from Lysol to not drink their disinfectants.
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#ChickenDonald ran out of that press briefing as if a strong, intelligent woman was after him with a subpoena and a plate of veggies.
Home bound life has me realizing I don’t need 17 pairs of heels/wedges. Am I gonna wear them to a zoom meeting? the kitchen? Patio? Hell no. My knees would have appreciated a quarantine 25 years ago. #mynewnormal #pandemicpondering #QuarantineLife
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Pregnant women listen up: File for the stimulus for your fetus, and you either get paid, or Republicans will have to admit a fetus isn’t a child.
You’re a tiny little impotent slug. Step aside and let a human take charge. @realDonaldTrump
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