Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

🚨DISCLAIMER🚨: tweets may not be funny & jokes may fall flat Baltimore, MD Joined November 2009

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

2 months ago

If you gain the world and lose your soul, what is your real net worth?

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

4 months ago

Yo shout out to parents of millennials! We wanted to play at the park and run around. They were all like, “I got shit to do! To keep this house in order. But you go for it! Just be home by 5p to wash up for dinner”.

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

6 months ago

#billmurray on @joerogan was absolute gold!! Thank you for that gift!

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

7 months ago

“Peace of at all possible, truth at all costs”

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

7 months ago

"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you, but trusting them not to."

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

7 months ago

"The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies.”

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

7 months ago

"The worst feeling in the world is knowing you've been used and lied to by someone you trusted."

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

8 months ago

How are the @Commanders about to beat the @Lions ? Doesn’t make a lick of sense

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Minnesota Vikings @Vikings

8 months ago

Battle For The North. #Skol

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Scott R. Swain @scottrswain

9 months ago

God is like Garth Brooks: he has friends in low places. I’m sorry I won’t be taking any further questions at this time.

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

9 months ago

The cost of intelligent thought is more mental suffering

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New York Post @nypost

9 months ago

Dolph Lundgren reveals he’s cancer-free following 9-year battle — after doctors gave him 2 years to live trib.al/hOh4LOc

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

11 months ago

You can have the world and you can have a soul. You just can’t have both.

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

12 months ago

Remember the movie Minority Report? It’s time for a remake, but instead of predicting crime it’s predicting canceling someone

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

a year ago

The lady who cut my hair told me that neutered her own dog. Learned it from her from her grandad’s farm in Vietnam. I got mad respect 🫡

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Kevin Youngstrom @kevinyoungstrom

2 years ago

As Christians in the west, we love talking about “conformity into the image of Christ”. But what we can’t fathom is that even the glorified Christ bears the marks of suffering and crucifixion. We’d all prefer to surpass that… But there’s no other way. (Ie - no guts. No glory)