KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

I like my fantasy world. It is pink and sparkly there. Jonesboro, AR Joined August 2010

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The Late Show @colbertlateshow

5 years ago

"Welcome to an unexpectedly LIVE Late Show..." @StephenAtHome youtube.com/watch?v=JpUxQy…

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

5 years ago

From know on every time someone is confused by the EdD that I am working so hard to earn I can say it is the same degree the FLOTUS @DrBiden has

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The Late Show @colbertlateshow

5 years ago

"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."

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Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

Don't wake up on November 4th wishing you had done more. If you're able, chip in $8 to help secure a victory in 8 days: joe.link/3miV1ce

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

5 years ago

I need a shirt the says “Energy like a squirrel that drank coffee” @ReeseW @SmartLess @batemanjason @SeanHayes @arnettwill

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

6 years ago

Should I be concerned that the door to the cockpit is open and there is a passenger chatting with the pilots for my Frontier flight? This seems like it is a little against the rules?

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Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton

6 years ago

The president is a corrupt human tornado.

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George Conway 👊🇺🇸🔥 @gtconway3d

6 years ago

“40 Wall Street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan. Before the World Trade Center it was the tallest. Then when they built the World Trade Center it become known as the second-tallest, and now it’s the tallest.” —Donald J. Trump, September 11, 2001.

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

7 years ago

the human is hosting a get together this evening. and i am told there will be snacks. so my goal. will be to convince every single guest. that i have not eaten. in several weeks

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

7 years ago

From Cocaine and Rhinestones Podcast in recapping some French-Canadian history “things were good and the Britain flexed its muscles and things got bad.” This is the best summary of world history possible.

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

7 years ago

Thing that annoys me way more than it should: if something comes in two sizes they are small and large not medium and large. Medium can not exist if there is not something smaller or larger.

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

8 years ago

When did tx replace thanks and how actually? Is it too much to ask for someone to actually type out all 6 letters when thanking me?

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

8 years ago

My boss is currently clipping his fingernails in our open floor plan office while talking to all of us in the office right now. #thingsnottodo

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

8 years ago

I wish I could wear a sign that says “please don’t talk to me about your diet” If I hear 1 more person suddenly be an expert based on reading 1 article I might just lose it.

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

8 years ago

Today in things my coworkers shouldn’t talk about at work: differences in body odor smell by race, ethnicity, and religion. #makeitstop

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shonda rhimes @shondarhimes

8 years ago

Okay. Entertainment industry, time to stop using the phrases "Smart Strong Women" and "Strong Female Leads". There are no Dumb Weak Women. A smart strong woman is just a WOMAN. Also? "Women" are not a TV trend -- we're half the planet.

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KellyTuttleKrahling @kjtuttle

8 years ago

Fun fact of the day: Federal law doesn’t apply to the state of Arkansas or so I was told by a stat official.

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Jason Kander @JasonKander

8 years ago

The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown