Kristen Damiani @konthego
Reality TV producer #RHONY #RHOSLC #RHOC #RHUGT. Writer (Late Night with Jimmy Fallopian Tubes @ucbtla, @weeklyhumorist). New Yorker living under a palm tree. Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2009-
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even the writers of a prestigious HBO Sunday night drama couldn't come up with an opening scene this compelling #RHONY
I’m back to producing in the Housewives universe. Produced tonight’s episode of RHOC!
I’m back to producing in the Housewives universe. Produced tonight’s episode of RHOC!
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O YES I am
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Biggest room in the world… Room for improvement 💯
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guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn
Overhearing conversations in LA is 99% painful, 1% listening to Bob Iger and JJ Abrams discuss Star Wars.
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This gonna be me if they gonna keep doing fireworks past 12am
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Us today 🌭 #RHOC #RHOBH #SummerHouse
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happy birthday gorgeous
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Sorry, we go again next year.
What it feels like to live in Downtown Los Angeles
It’s been an absolute privilege to be producing for RHOC! Coming soon!
It’s been an absolute privilege to be producing for RHOC! Coming soon!
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Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol
Nothing new here. In the early 2000s we called them “The Girls Who Work In Marketing”
Nothing new here. In the early 2000s we called them “The Girls Who Work In Marketing”
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Me renting one indie film on Apple for $.99.
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