Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

(rants less IRL than online) TCP on the streets, UDP in the sheets Chicago, IL Joined May 2012

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Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

What I learned in operating systems class: find your glasses before taking out your contact lenses #cs

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

things I learned in #2020: #Golang is more than just occasionally dropped name-dropped in forums as superior to X or Y, it is in fact the same as #Go

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

Does this @Azure tool exist? I put in my yearly salary, and it tells me what VM skus I could run for 40 hrs/week for a year

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

question for anyone who has any enterprise-ish home network... what NAT type are you using?

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

why does every online service seem to try to hide sign in behind several clicks, and promote SIGN UP up front? #orisitjustme

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

google maps on your phone is real life's minimap

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

5 years ago

#remotework observation: it's more difficult to have conversations without accidentally saying something at the same time as someone else, seemingly due to #latency - an audio convo on #Discord feels more natural than 'face to face' #MSTeams #hardproblems #Cloud

pATCHES @p_ATCHES

9 years ago

@kylemattimore here's my take on comping in #ableton (see what I did there?) patches.zone/blog/2016/8/17… #abletontips

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

couldn't get my @Paylocity security Qs until I figured out I registered on my phone and the answers included swiftkey's trailing space #UX

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

Guy at breakfast on the phone talking about a firewall. Pretty advanced stuff, hard to follow. Then I realized he was talking about a car

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

The iPhone and Apple watch are like Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

Facebook advertisements are EVERYWHERE in Sri Lanka. It's interesting/creepy how hard they're targeting countries with growing connectivity

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

just fat fingered the @OtterBox support number and got a scam support center... heh, 688 not 668. Great experience once I got there though

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

#php7 , #letsencrypt and #http2 on my dokku box EVERYTHING IS SO FAST

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

I'm more excited about php7 than I am about Christmas...

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

Never doing front-end dev without Sass ever again.

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

When your diagnostics take so long you're not sure if it's testing the CPU or the halting problem

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

super solid stuff at the mic to monitor tour last night @prismsound mind still reel-to-reeling

Kyle Mattimore @kylemattimore

10 years ago

Finished #mhacks demo video just in the nick of time youtube.com/watch?v=EmabWZ…

“Working from the heart with passion is an art!”

Litasser @litasser51548

40 Followers 3K Following “Working from the heart with passion is an art!”

Henrietta @henrietta_herre

350 Followers 3K Following

Go/Rust writer and teacher 🦀. Programming is fun, and you should have fun! Join my Code Club for free Rust + Go learning resources ↓

John Arundel @bitfield

95K Followers 89K Following Go/Rust writer and teacher 🦀. Programming is fun, and you should have fun! Join my Code Club for free Rust + Go learning resources ↓

One North, a TEKsystems company, is a full-service digital agency delivering customer experiences that perform, evolve and inspire.

One North @OneNorth

2K Followers 2K Following One North, a TEKsystems company, is a full-service digital agency delivering customer experiences that perform, evolve and inspire.

pretty self-explanatory. send us a message complimenting someone and we'll tweet it =)

UMich Compliments @UofMcompliments

78 Followers 1K Following pretty self-explanatory. send us a message complimenting someone and we'll tweet it =)

DNS Override is an iOS app which allows to set custom #DNS servers for all #WiFi and #cellular networks. It’s great for content filtering and #SmartDNS.

DNS Override @DNSOverride

373 Followers 2K Following DNS Override is an iOS app which allows to set custom #DNS servers for all #WiFi and #cellular networks. It’s great for content filtering and #SmartDNS.

Marketer. Activator. Communicator. Theatre-goer.

Kayla Silverstein @KaylaSil144

107 Followers 448 Following Marketer. Activator. Communicator. Theatre-goer.

creator building for creatives

kleiner engineering fellow

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a busy calendar is death of creativity

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bitcoin is freedom

steviesh @steviejhuh

1K Followers 2K Following creator building for creatives kleiner engineering fellow -- a busy calendar is death of creativity -- bitcoin is freedom

gg @deadendtw

82 Followers 160 Following

Software Engineer. Ultimate Frisbee player.

John Fonte @johnpfonte

61 Followers 266 Following Software Engineer. Ultimate Frisbee player.

Alok Vimawala @alokvimawala

37 Followers 51 Following

Ashley Vartyak @avartyak

613 Followers 1K Following Dir Employer Brand @duosec & Previous Dir or People & Culture • Trained a rat to play basketball • Go crazy for: sci fi movies, travel & employeeX • #WeAreDuo

Michigan born, Midwestern values, and a true Michigan Man. The block was clean and JT was short. (he/him/his)

Jon Gentile @jjgent

111 Followers 1K Following Michigan born, Midwestern values, and a true Michigan Man. The block was clean and JT was short. (he/him/his)

Security Nerd & Consultant, Dev in a past life. Probably not a robot. He/him/they/them.
Bluesky: https://t.co/l9mG46GH0y
Mast: @um_malloc@infosec.exchange

Malloc @UM_Malloc

68 Followers 542 Following Security Nerd & Consultant, Dev in a past life. Probably not a robot. He/him/they/them. Bluesky: https://t.co/l9mG46GH0y Mast: @[email protected]

Networking and infrastructure guy. Thoughts and opinions are my own.

Jesse @jevidl

133 Followers 1K Following Networking and infrastructure guy. Thoughts and opinions are my own.

George Micah Woods @gmicah

28 Followers 115 Following

Living above and beyond is a lifestyle for all God's people

Devin Davis @jokerdmd

100 Followers 340 Following Living above and beyond is a lifestyle for all God's people

Hybrid is Michigan’s elite mixed Ultimate frisbee team, focused on high-level competition and equity. 2025 National Champions.

Hybrid Ultimate @HybridUltimate

676 Followers 132 Following Hybrid is Michigan’s elite mixed Ultimate frisbee team, focused on high-level competition and equity. 2025 National Champions.

Welcome to the official U.S. FedEx Customer Service page. Follow @FedEx for updates.

FedEx Help @FedExHelp

86K Followers 282 Following Welcome to the official U.S. FedEx Customer Service page. Follow @FedEx for updates.

Game Modder/Dev, Rom Hacker, Animator, Video Maker, and NSFW Artist.
I just make everything for fun!
https://t.co/WOawJZtEDU

Freako @Freako1

7K Followers 82 Following Game Modder/Dev, Rom Hacker, Animator, Video Maker, and NSFW Artist. I just make everything for fun! https://t.co/WOawJZtEDU

Chicago's Hacking Conference - May 30th & 31st 2025 - Discord: https://t.co/2EUmMpHcJc - a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization - Donate: https://t.co/gxZT07dbCU

THOTCON! @thotcon

10K Followers 132 Following Chicago's Hacking Conference - May 30th & 31st 2025 - Discord: https://t.co/2EUmMpHcJc - a 501(c)(3) nonprofit organization - Donate: https://t.co/gxZT07dbCU

Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.

Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg

3.7M Followers 3K Following Husband, dad, veteran, writer, and proud Midwesterner. 19th US Secretary of Transportation and former Mayor of South Bend.

https://t.co/FlQYb4Em4z is an on going project created to monitor and record #PowerOutages in the #UnitedStates. Follow for updates on major #PowerOutage events.

PowerOutage.us @PowerOutage_us

20K Followers 490 Following https://t.co/FlQYb4Em4z is an on going project created to monitor and record #PowerOutages in the #UnitedStates. Follow for updates on major #PowerOutage events.

A PBS show about the universe! Written and hosted by astrophysicist Matt O'Dowd @matt_of_earth

PBS SpaceTime @PBSSpaceTime

28K Followers 2K Following A PBS show about the universe! Written and hosted by astrophysicist Matt O'Dowd @matt_of_earth

Earthling, astrophysicist, professor at @LehmanCollege, Physics DEO at @GC_CUNY, associate at @AMNH, host & writer of @PBSSpaceTime, free to a good home

Matt O'Dowd @matt_of_earth

12K Followers 66 Following Earthling, astrophysicist, professor at @LehmanCollege, Physics DEO at @GC_CUNY, associate at @AMNH, host & writer of @PBSSpaceTime, free to a good home

Resources for music producers. Download Strum (M4L): https://t.co/8F1ikbOEQa

pATCHES @p_ATCHES

3K Followers 114 Following Resources for music producers. Download Strum (M4L): https://t.co/8F1ikbOEQa

Contemporary modern art. Impressionism artist. Oil paintings for sale

Leonid Afremov @AfremovArt

17K Followers 2K Following Contemporary modern art. Impressionism artist. Oil paintings for sale

the first meme-based hackathon
https://t.co/WKczNoWWvL

Uncommon Hacks @uncommonhacks

326 Followers 46 Following the first meme-based hackathon https://t.co/WKczNoWWvL

IntoDNS checks the health and configuration and provides reports for DNS servers.

IntoDNS @intodns

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Home page: https://t.co/d5qi8UkKF3
Fediverse:
- @kfogel@rants.org (blog)
- @kfogel@kfogel.org (tweetidentitoots and such)
Alter ego: @legofk

Karl Fogel (@kfogel@k... @kfogel

1K Followers 412 Following Home page: https://t.co/d5qi8UkKF3 Fediverse: - @[email protected] (blog) - @[email protected] (tweetidentitoots and such) Alter ego: @legofk

University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign’s largest hackathon! 💫

HackIllinois @HackIllinois

2K Followers 163 Following University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign’s largest hackathon! 💫

I developed Cydia for jailbroken iOS devices, was a (local) politician in California, and focus on security issues for decentralized computation and networking.

Jay Freeman (saurik) @saurik

412K Followers 135 Following I developed Cydia for jailbroken iOS devices, was a (local) politician in California, and focus on security issues for decentralized computation and networking.

Cisco Umbrella (formerly OpenDNS) provides the first line of defense against threats on the internet wherever users go. Support: umbrella-support@cisco.com

Cisco Umbrella @CiscoUmbrella

72K Followers 5K Following Cisco Umbrella (formerly OpenDNS) provides the first line of defense against threats on the internet wherever users go. Support: [email protected]

Occasional news and updates about the new version of the Web's protocol; see @httpbis for the full firehose.

HTTP/2 @HTTP_2

4K Followers 29 Following Occasional news and updates about the new version of the Web's protocol; see @httpbis for the full firehose.

I used to work for the government, but now I work for the public.

Edward Snowden @Snowden

5.7M Followers 1 Following I used to work for the government, but now I work for the public.

All original indie EDM & Such
https://t.co/CSRp88eHw8
https://t.co/9izztupx7i

Outre Lights 🍄_�... @OutreLights

1K Followers 582 Following All original indie EDM & Such https://t.co/CSRp88eHw8 https://t.co/9izztupx7i

Simplifying healthcare with the Universal Patient Record.

PicnicHealth @PicnicHealth

1K Followers 553 Following Simplifying healthcare with the Universal Patient Record.

CEO OF A PHP COMPANY. DISAPPOINTING HUSBAND. DISAPPOINTED FATHER.

ETH ME @ 0xdC91bEE94699dF922475f13d1151b9a2A61B39f3

PHP CEO BLUECHECKMARK... @PHP_CEO

42K Followers 1 Following CEO OF A PHP COMPANY. DISAPPOINTING HUSBAND. DISAPPOINTED FATHER. ETH ME @ 0xdC91bEE94699dF922475f13d1151b9a2A61B39f3

I'm a server, nobody ever hugs me

@[email protected]... @sadserver

81K Followers 8 Following I'm a server, nobody ever hugs me

Hello, friend. Watch the Final Season of #MrRobot on @USA_Network online & On Demand. Catch up on older seasons on @PrimeVideo.

Mr. Robot @whoismrrobot

421K Followers 943 Following Hello, friend. Watch the Final Season of #MrRobot on @USA_Network online & On Demand. Catch up on older seasons on @PrimeVideo.

A nonprofit Certificate Authority providing TLS certs to 350M websites. 100% of our funding comes from donations. https://t.co/Qzy8VWWXks

Let's Encrypt @letsencrypt

86K Followers 5 Following A nonprofit Certificate Authority providing TLS certs to 350M websites. 100% of our funding comes from donations. https://t.co/Qzy8VWWXks

Marketer. Activator. Communicator. Theatre-goer.

Kayla Silverstein @KaylaSil144

107 Followers 448 Following Marketer. Activator. Communicator. Theatre-goer.

Co-founder of @thethinkmill. Creator of @KeystoneJS, react-select and classnames etc.

Jed @JedWatson

11K Followers 1K Following Co-founder of @thethinkmill. Creator of @KeystoneJS, react-select and classnames etc.

Fun and cool/strong — onions are my own. Eng @pierredotco – prev @stripe @jquery @yayquery

Alex Sexton @SlexAxton

32K Followers 1K Following Fun and cool/strong — onions are my own. Eng @pierredotco – prev @stripe @jquery @yayquery

Making memes, dreams, & software!
Sr. Director of Dev Advocacy at @github.
Married to @ijoosong, mom of 2 nerdy babies.
She/Her ✝️ Subscribe to my newsletter!

Cassidy @cassidoo

176K Followers 665 Following Making memes, dreams, & software! Sr. Director of Dev Advocacy at @github. Married to @ijoosong, mom of 2 nerdy babies. She/Her ✝️ Subscribe to my newsletter!

Wizard in Training

secjames @secjames

82 Followers 264 Following Wizard in Training

Storyteller, wanderer, comic, historian, world’s oldest millennial. I used to do stuff, now I do other stuff. @jack_daniel@mastodon.social

Jack Daniel is over t... @jack_daniel

59K Followers 3K Following Storyteller, wanderer, comic, historian, world’s oldest millennial. I used to do stuff, now I do other stuff. @[email protected]

Founder of Security Weekly, Principal Security Evangelist at Eclypsium

Paul Asadoorian @paul... @securityweekly

76K Followers 9K Following Founder of Security Weekly, Principal Security Evangelist at Eclypsium

The AI-powered developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

GitHub @github

2.6M Followers 327 Following The AI-powered developer platform to build, scale, and deliver secure software.

Designer, developer, and advisor. Working on @pierredotco. Creator of @getbootstrap. Previously @github and @twitter. Huge nerd.

Mark Otto @mdo

68K Followers 435 Following Designer, developer, and advisor. Working on @pierredotco. Creator of @getbootstrap. Previously @github and @twitter. Huge nerd.

Partner at @UrbaneSec, DJ, Lover of Fine Dining, Certified Sommelier, Digital Airstream Nomad. #RTR🐘 #streamingeagle | She/Her | 💖 💜 💙

Erin Jacobs @SecBarbie

22K Followers 3K Following Partner at @UrbaneSec, DJ, Lover of Fine Dining, Certified Sommelier, Digital Airstream Nomad. #RTR🐘 #streamingeagle | She/Her | 💖 💜 💙

Can't stop what you can't catch

Daniel Fonte @DanimalFonte

89 Followers 157 Following Can't stop what you can't catch

Modest Coffee is a small batch coffee roaster with sourcing practices that make a difference in the world.

Modest Coffee @ModestCoffee

335 Followers 186 Following Modest Coffee is a small batch coffee roaster with sourcing practices that make a difference in the world.

creator building for creatives

kleiner engineering fellow

--
a busy calendar is death of creativity

--
bitcoin is freedom

steviesh @steviejhuh

1K Followers 2K Following creator building for creatives kleiner engineering fellow -- a busy calendar is death of creativity -- bitcoin is freedom

Building at HaiHai Labs

Greg Baugues @greggyb

4K Followers 551 Following Building at HaiHai Labs

i don't use this thing anymore |

oss @defenseunicorns | @kubernetesio | climber | he/him | @eddiezane.bsky.social

Eddie Zaneski - @eddi... @eddiezane

2K Followers 1K Following i don't use this thing anymore | oss @defenseunicorns | @kubernetesio | climber | he/him | @eddiezane.bsky.social

gg @deadendtw

82 Followers 160 Following

Empowering the world to fight cyber threats with indispensable cybersecurity skills and resources. Build the path to a secure future with OffSec.

OffSec @offsectraining

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Official account of the Metasploit Project, part of the @rapid7 family.
Mastodon: @metasploit@infosec.exchange
Slack: https://t.co/ZOLPDG2O2s

Metasploit Project @metasploit

253K Followers 185 Following Official account of the Metasploit Project, part of the @rapid7 family. Mastodon: @[email protected] Slack: https://t.co/ZOLPDG2O2s

Knowledge sharing & product updates for developers creating a solution with @PayPal.

Need support? Please visit the PayPal Help Center: https://t.co/Wrz5fTkdV2

PayPal Developer @paypaldev

19K Followers 3K Following Knowledge sharing & product updates for developers creating a solution with @PayPal. Need support? Please visit the PayPal Help Center: https://t.co/Wrz5fTkdV2

CapDan America @dandancout

180 Followers 137 Following not 6ft

Software Engineer. Ultimate Frisbee player.

John Fonte @johnpfonte

61 Followers 266 Following Software Engineer. Ultimate Frisbee player.

We improve the security of apps with community-led open source projects, 260 local chapters, and tens of thousands of members worldwide. Famous for OWASP Top 10

OWASP® Foundation @owasp

213K Followers 532 Following We improve the security of apps with community-led open source projects, 260 local chapters, and tens of thousands of members worldwide. Famous for OWASP Top 10

I help leaders forge clarity, make value visible, and build the confidence to do GOOD work, deliver value faster, and communicate what counts.

Michael Santarcangelo @catalyst

4K Followers 462 Following I help leaders forge clarity, make value visible, and build the confidence to do GOOD work, deliver value faster, and communicate what counts.

Keep up to date on Chicagoland Information Security events! Contact me to have your gathering included.

Chicagoland Security @chicurity

2K Followers 19 Following Keep up to date on Chicagoland Information Security events! Contact me to have your gathering included.

Our meetings are informal and encourage open discussion of all aspects of application security.

OWASP Chicago @OWASPChicago

920 Followers 79 Following Our meetings are informal and encourage open discussion of all aspects of application security.

The mother of all CitySecs, coming to you (very not) live from Chicago, IL. Woman-run security meetup. See also infosec dot exchange forward slash at chisec

ChiSec @ChiSec

804 Followers 88 Following The mother of all CitySecs, coming to you (very not) live from Chicago, IL. Woman-run security meetup. See also infosec dot exchange forward slash at chisec

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