proud butterface @lackingham
no one will ever change my mind nyc Joined November 2018-
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hey nietzsche, instead of gazing upon the void, why don't you gaze upon some bitches ?? goobermensch ass
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just visited long island city. sad to report that it fails to live up to its name. if you name something after long island, i am expecting nothing short of paradise...
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I should really de-meat some of the recent bones I’ve acquired
im gonna vote like i’ve never voted before (freshly 18, uninformed on the issues, don’t know where my polling place is, not totally sure how to use a ballot machine)
ok but what if like.....edwards semen was leftover from when he was human.....residual jizz.....rejizzual
something about spelling it “folx” is.....unsettling
the dad urge to silently stand in the doorway of the room you’re sitting in
choke you? no no no you must have misheard me, my kink is BDFM like herald square, broadway-lafayette? that sort of thing
it’s about the journey* not the destination** *being drunk **hangover
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girls love the color pink so much because it is the color of ham
“what do you think about when you cum?” “you know that scene from ratatouille?”
that’s enough of that
like this tweet and i’ll post “rest in peace” your @
nevermind guys, the funeral’s cancelled. rain check for next month, does that work for y’all?
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