Lars Perner @larsperner

Eccentricity and thoughts on international business, e-commerce, marketing, consumer psychology, and the autism spectrum. USC Marshall School of Business. ConsumerPsychologist.com Los Angeles, CA Joined February 2009

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Lars Perner @larsperner

2 weeks ago

On a scale of 1-10, how mean would it be to answer Rod Stewart "No?"

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3 months ago

Poor Taylor Swift! If you are up to reading a rather bizarre (and entirely fictional AI generated) tale about a group of determined locals seeking to persuade Taylor Swift to write a song about their hometown hero, this is for you! petitioningtaylor.blogspot.com/2025/06/introd…

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3 months ago

In Costco today, I engaged in an incredible act of kindness. An elderly woman was handling a thirty-five can case of Seltzer water but was clearly not having much success. I offered to lift the item into her shopping cart.

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Lars Perner @larsperner

7 months ago

My interview on HUMAN Possibility (human-possibility.com) can be heard on Apple Podcasts (podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dr-…) and Spotify (open.spotify.com/show/7Hy6dUmn1…). Elena and her students did an amazing job on the production!

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8 months ago

It would be inappropriate for the FL to change her name to Daisy without the express consent of Disney and an agreement on royalties.

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8 months ago

How upset would you be if the universe failed to take any action on an executive order by Donald J. Trump changing the value of epsilon, the parameter of the strong nuclear force, even if the order had been upheld by the Supreme Court? hachettebookgroup.com/titles/martin-…

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a year ago

#ChildlessDogGentlemen4Kamala

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2 years ago

If an individual concludes, based on a very compelling illusion, that he or she exists when he or she actually does not, should the individual be held responsible for this error?

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2 years ago

On a scale of 1-10, how certain are you that you should care or not care whether parallel universes exist?

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2 years ago

This year during Thanksgiving, are you planning to express you frustration over and vehement disapproval of those who fail to show sufficient gratitude?

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2 years ago

Profanity is disgusting! This guy really should be ashamed of his filthy mouth! #Proud2BAPrude sanluisobispo.com/entertainment/…

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2 years ago

Celebrating the one year anniversary of adopting Profit and Rory today! facebook.com/lars.perner/po…

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2 years ago

The hard drive on my office computer went in search of greener pastures last Friday. Fortunately, I had n backed up and had been scheduled to receive a new computer which will arrive tomorrow. Nevertheless, a broken hard drive can be almost as painful as a broken heart!

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Lars Perner @larsperner

3 years ago

Would it be fair if Kenny Loggins' family and friends did agree to celebrate him home but insisted playing opera rather than his songs to make the event classier?

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3 years ago

It would be rather sad if members of Kenny Loggins' family showed reluctance to celebrate him home out of a concern that this might create a precedent that could call on them to celebrate their respective mothers-in-law home, too.

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3 years ago

It would not be advisable for Pedigree to introduce a canned food product for humans and use the slogan "If it's good enough for your dog, it's good enough for you!"

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3 years ago

Was Barry Manilow ever able to reach a conclusion as to when the long yearning in question would end?

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3 years ago

A song with the lyrics "I saw Mommy kicking Santa Claus" might send an inappropriate message to impressionable young children that violence is an effective way to extort gifts and acquire material possessions.

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3 years ago

If Abraham Maslow had instead chosen to be a blogger on animal nutrition, writing entries evaluating the relative quality of the different brands, he might instead have been known for Maslow's Hierarchy of Feeds.