LarBar 💋 @laurab3

The best thing to hold onto in life is each other ❤️ Tragically unhip, carbivore extraordinaire Utah, USA Joined February 2009

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KoKeni Snap'sSquatch @KoKeniSaskqatch

a year ago

We just don't uh-oh spaghettio enough as a society anymore.

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erika @yeeeerika

4 weeks ago

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

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Why is such a large part of early childhood education learning what sounds animals make. That's never going to come up. It's not even important if they ever meet those animals. I've never said "moo" to a cow and have it go "thank you for learning about my culture"

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michael cruz kayne @CruzKayne

4 years ago

there is nothing i won't do to make sure the waiter likes me. i will sell out everyone at the table. "i'm so sorry about them" even if they're being totally normal. nothing matters more to me. i would give it all away.

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LarBar 💋 @laurab3

2 months ago

Sure everyone remembers Don Ho, but no one remembers his brother Butt

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Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy

3 years ago

Nobody is putting gargoyles on buildings anymore. It can’t be that much more expensive to slap a gargoyle up there. We used to be a proper country.

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LarBar 💋 @laurab3

2 months ago

That damn bug had the entire outdoors to fly around and chose to fly right into my face. Asshole

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maze @girldeth_

6 months ago

my first committed relationship was to the bit

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Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence

2 months ago

I present my weight like the weather: “120 with a real feel of 130 by evening”

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Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence

8 months ago

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

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i'm nice on here @littleerik

4 years ago

being my friend is nonstop fun

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Meg @MegRGall

7 years ago

@elijahdaniel I think I was 7?... I was misbehaving at dinner so my parents sent me to my room. I was dramatic af and cried out my window to the whole neighborhood. Then the window screen broke and I fell 2 stories. I got up and rang the doorbell to tell my parents I fell out the window.