Lazy College Senior @lazy_col_senior
Not in class Joined December 2012-
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Handjobs are like Pepsi. Never your first choice but you'll take it anyway
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89' GOALLLLLL!!!!!!! Late heroics by @TacaBielerSKC, assisted by @SoonySaad. This place is going wild. #SKCvDC sportingkc.com/gameon
One class canceled... All classes canceled
Walk to car, forgot keys in room... no class today
If its not on the 1st page of Google, it doesn't exist #LazyRule
Screw the "Terms and Conditions." Just hit accept #LazyRule
If you spill water, it will eventually dry... #LazyRule
If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy #LazyRule
The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV #LazyRule
Lazy College Senior retweeted
Lazy College Senior retweeted
Definately a valid reason why I shouldn't go to class. @lazy_col_senior
On exam, question says: If you answered yes, explain why.... *Changes answer to no*
Takes adderall... browses twitter more efficiently
"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class then you won't do well." #ChallengeAccepted
Finally got out of bed... so I could lay on the couch
Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday... have Monday replace the missing Sunday
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