Joe Constant @lazyguru

Java, Go, Python, DevOps. Views and opinions are my own and don’t represent my employer or its interests. joeconstant.com Las Cruces, NM Joined August 2007

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

2 months ago

PSA: TSA considers yogurt a liquid and not a food. If you've been using a spoon instead of a straw you've been doing it wrong. Please correct your ways. 🤪

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Me: Subscribes to ESPN+ to watch live sports Me: Can't watch football game because it's on ESPNU that isn't available & no way to pay @espn to let me watch it 😕 Also Me: WTF??? I'm not paying DirecTV/Sling a ransom fee for 400 channels I'll never watch😞

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

a year ago

Hey @Glassdoor, fix your shit. Remote IS a valid location.

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

2 years ago

I felt a great disturbance in the force. As if a million security professionals all cried out at once in terror and pain...

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

2 years ago

Sorry @discord, but if you have had a naming scheme in place for 8 years and 40% of respondents to a poll don't know how it works, your sample is bad, not your naming scheme

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

2 years ago

I need a blue sky invite so I can create an account, login, and then forget all about it. Just like my Twitter and Mastodon accounts

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

Seriously, @Twitch there are other advertisers out there other than @turbotax. I’m not sure I can handle another commercial from them without blocking you

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

The democrats should find a moderate republican along with 4 others willing to vote for them and elect them speaker to just finish off McCarthy and end his suffering 😂

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

Republicans nominating McCarthy for speaker be like...

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

Does no one else find it concerning that a congressman with ~9 year’s experience said “now we learned how to govern”?!?

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

“The framework also includes a procedural tool that would allow a single lawmaker to call a vote to oust the speaker” - oh god, I can already see the next time there is a bill the dems don’t like, every single one of them will line up to call for a vote 😂🤣

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

It just occurred to me. We could have put the entire House of Representatives on a 72 hour psych hold. Isn’t the definition of “insanity” doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result?

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

Is McCarthy applying to a FAANG or what? Not sure any other employer you would keep applying to after being told “no” 10 times…

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

It’s a shame @BoisePD is in the habit of issuing citations when their officer didn’t witness the event and has conflicting witness statements. Shouldn’t that be illegal?

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

If every company is hiring for “high-performing engineering teams.” What company has low performing teams? Is that even a thing? Maybe we can all just agree to remove that line as unnecessary fluff

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Joe Constant @lazyguru

3 years ago

ZipRecruiter’s algorithm needs some work. Not saying I’m necessarily looking 😉, but if I was… some of these “matches” are waaaay off. Indeed’s search isn’t amazing, but is leaps better. LinkedIn still seems to be the best