twiz @lazytyped

Barely grasping the small picture. Opinions are all someone else's Joined October 2013

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Yash Gupta @Yash3667

5 days ago

2026 Apple Security Research Device Application is now live. Apply at security.apple.com/research-devic…! * Arbitrary code with arbitrary entitlements * Arbitrary code injection into existing processes * Arbitrary SPTM, TXM, KernelCache firmwares * Downgrades to old builds * ...and more

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lcamtuf @lcamtuf

a week ago

My position on the "doomsday" risk of superhuman AGI is that if IQ offered you a decisive advantage, the world would be run by nerds. I think it's essentially a geek power fantasy. The returns on puzzle-solving skills rapidly diminish past some modest threshold.

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cts🌸 @gf_256

5 months ago

In 2020, I solved a gnarly reverse engineering challenge in PlaidCTF. Only 9 teams solved. It's a huge pile of Typescript. Everything is named after a fish. The catch? There's no code, only types. How do they perform computation using just the type system? (Spoiler: Circuits!)

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twiz @lazytyped

8 months ago

I’d lowkey throw a few big classic movie scenes through this and then play them at a trivia

solst/ICE @IceSolst

8 months ago

I’d lowkey throw a few big classic movie scenes through this and then play them at a trivia

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derek guy @dieworkwear

a year ago

saw someone on here say that i make five figures a month off twitter. buddy, ELON MUSK doesn't even make five figures a month off twitter

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Ivan Kwiatkowski @JusticeRage

a year ago

This is a good time to point out how cybersecurity has become a business of transferring accountability to third parties (you don't buy security, you buy someone to blame when it all goes down). But it's largely symbolic since nobody is liable, and this might even be a feature.

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The Culturist @the_culturist_

a year ago

Why did past societies build so much "useless" beauty everywhere — and why did we stop? It might be a measure of a culture's health... (thread) 🧵

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Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus @__phantomderp

a year ago

"UBSan can check this" is not a security position.

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twiz @lazytyped

2 years ago

Oh that’s your so-called experts. Never meet your heroes! But go listen to Halvar, even if he stays away 10 years.

Halvar Flake @halvarflake

2 years ago

Oh that’s your so-called experts. Never meet your heroes! But go listen to Halvar, even if he stays away 10 years.

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Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus @__phantomderp

2 years ago

I will, unfortunately, have to disappoint you: C is a High Level Language that compiles to an Semantically-Constrained, Nondeterministic, Abstract Virtual Machine (SCNAVM) that is then projected and modeled onto ${TARGET_PLATFORM}.

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twiz @lazytyped

2 years ago

Wow. openai.com/sora

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VCs Congratulating Themselves 👏👏👏 @VCBrags

2 years ago

Nobody is talking about this, but Mark Zuckerberg recently made a video commenting on Apple Vision Pro. I’m thinking about uploading it here so I’m the first person to do so today.

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Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill

2 years ago

At its most reductive, DTrace can be thought of as dynamic print statements for code that one didn't write -- and it is in fact great for debugging systems

Charity Majors @mipsytipsy

2 years ago

At its most reductive, DTrace can be thought of as dynamic print statements for code that one didn't write -- and it is in fact great for debugging systems

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twiz @lazytyped

2 years ago

The gift that keeps on giving

Mario Seminerio @Phastidio

2 years ago

The gift that keeps on giving

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twiz @lazytyped

2 years ago

This time and age this seems straight out of Midjourney v6. Instead it’s just Christmas. AI won’t surpass life for a bit, still.

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Halvar Flake @halvarflake

2 years ago

The less fun part of being a senior/seasoned engineer is that with increased experience more of your job becomes kicking bad ideas to death before they can cause harm.

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Kommander61 @kommander61

2 years ago

La polemica ideologica che è seguita all'incidente di Torino ha segnato, per me, un'importante punto di discontinuità. È la dimostrazione evidente che ci sono persone disposte a sfruttare qualsiasi occasione, anche la più tragica, per affermare la loro opinione politica e che…

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Mario Seminerio @Phastidio

2 years ago

Un'analisi del rapporto annuale Inps evidenzia che un numero estremamente ridotto di lavoratori si possono considerare poveri a causa della retribuzione oraria phastidio.net/2023/09/14/lav…