litfirebird @litfirebird

we’re all made of similar cells. ~ tweets of yore https://t.co/IaArP5x5pE Joined December 2008

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litfirebird @litfirebird

a month ago

Try not to stare, but I repeatedly circle my chair before I sit down, like a dog.

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mariana Z @mariana057

a month ago

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

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ariely 🕸️ @sinadiemequiere

a month ago

HELP I love carrie coon and taissa farmiga playing mom and daughter, they are sooo adorable

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Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 @cowboyjeffkent

a month ago

If your wife says “when you get chance”, she means go do it now.

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litfirebird @litfirebird

4 months ago

Irrigating my nose again because I’m allergic to earth.

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litfirebird @litfirebird

11 months ago

Mother Nature is pissed af, as she is wont to be, and she sent a real blowhard to announce it.

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Lori @Cornjerker78

a year ago

Hate is just goth love

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litfirebird @litfirebird

a year ago

Strolling down the streets of my town sobbing and nearly soiling myself like a Betsy Wetsy doll

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litfirebird @litfirebird

7 years ago

It’s taken me a really long time to understand that not everyone can like me and that it’s never because of anything I’ve done but rather because a lot of people have terrible taste.

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Jenna SaysQuoi @jennasaysquoi

a year ago

i consider you all my colleagues

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pamplemousse @CushieButt

a year ago

excellent walk, 13/10, would highly recommend you go the fuck outside

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The Word Mistress @WordMistressss

a year ago

Do you smile with your eyes, though?

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litfirebird @litfirebird

a year ago

My shirtwaist (fire) brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, girl you’re burning, stop drop and roll

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litfirebird @litfirebird

a year ago

Aussies are just spicy Canadians

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Jason, ex inferis @benedictsred

a year ago

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but the vibes are off everywhere.

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'dro🐰 @Clowndro

4 years ago

[I emerge from my chrysalis] the fuck

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litfirebird @litfirebird

a year ago

The intro to Floyd’s Lucifer Sam from Piper missed it’s calling as the intro to a 70s cop procedural sitcom starring a hot but good for nuthin lead and his savant sidekick

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Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca

a year ago

If you don't stir the pot, shit burns to the bottom.

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litfirebird @litfirebird

a year ago

It used to be fun here. I’m not pining or bitching (lol) for times of yore, but I’m bored and I miss my old twitter sanctuary. That sounds dumb but so is your mom.