Puke @luke_puke13

occasionally I’ll tweets things- usually things that I think are funny or witty. Joined January 2013

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Puke @luke_puke13

4 years ago

So when do your late 20s become your late 20s - is it 28 or 27. Wondering how much time I have left.

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4 years ago

Am I too old or too young to be listening to #blink182. I can’t tell anymore.

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4 years ago

Is rock bottom eating at a pizza ranch by yourself? Because if it is that’s where I’m at right now.

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Puke @luke_puke13

5 years ago

The other day a 10-year-old told me my face looks like squidward’s house and at first it made me kinda sad, but honestly I’m just happy kids are still watching spongeBob. #lookonthebrightside

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mark normand @marknorm

5 years ago

Facebook is starting to feel like those last few years of Blockbuster.

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There is a YouTube channel that is literally just countless videos of a guy running over household objects with his truck — he has half a million subscribers. The worst part about all of this is I watched his videos for an hour.

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Puke @luke_puke13

5 years ago

This quarantine has got me to the point where I’ll be watching a movie and the characters will either be in a restaurant, bar, mall or any public establishment and I’ll think to myself “ahh, I remember those good ol’ days”.

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Seth Rogen @Sethrogen

6 years ago

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

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Puke @luke_puke13

6 years ago

If the developers of Snapchat could get rid of the feature on chat- where your friends creepy bit moji pops out of no where, after you send a message, and stares into your soul -That would be great. It is genuinely disturbing and I don’t think anyone is a fan.

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mark normand @marknorm

6 years ago

Corona is starting to feel like the check engine light. At first it freaks you out but after a few weeks you’re like “Look, I gotta go to work.”

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Puke @luke_puke13

6 years ago

I just found a deer tick on me. Hopefully I don’t get lymes disease. AND I especially hope I don’t get COVID. It would be pretty embarrassing to tell people I have corona with lymes.

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Puke @luke_puke13

6 years ago

Well former wrestler Jessie Ventura decided to make America even weirder right now and might run for president representing the Green Party and I don’t know if I’m biased but I’m actually ok with that. Also remember that time that existed when he was Governor of Minnesota

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James @CaucasianJames

6 years ago

18 year olds love to call people in their mid 20’s old like we’re not gonna be in the same retirement home together. i’ll see u at bingo big dog

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Puke @luke_puke13

6 years ago

Although not ideal this quarantine offers everyone a chance to better themselves by having the time to learn Mandarin or learn how to play an instrument - or you could download Tik tok like me and spend your days watching 15 year olds do backflips and dance to Megan the Stallion