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If you can call the new Pope “Leo” and not “Bob,” you can use a trans person’s preferred name, too
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I know it’s Biblical, but that’s a bummer of a first name
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Didn't realize how much I missed seeing school buses on the roads.
My kid said I should make dinner tonight, so we could say “yes, a Korean fried this rice,” and my work here is done
Have yourself a merry little Christmas Really. Just you, yourself. Merry. *Leee-tle* Don’t engage in murderous travel this year, please
12yo told us we should stop calling it "The Teet" and start calling it the "Biden Harris Teeter" and he's not wrong
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My 13yo daughter and I are going to watch #HamiltonFilm when it drops. My husband thinks this is a terrible idea. He is right. We are going to be a mess tomorrow. We don’t care.
Pre-covid, Thursday lunch was usually from the @dcslices truck at Cap South. Today’s lunch was once again pizza and tots, because OMG you guys they DELIVER.
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