Samantha @manthamones

Delightful and sinister. South East, England Joined April 2020

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Can't even threaten to murder your mates as a joke on Facebook anymore, grow up #largergraham @man_in_between

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Why is alcohol making me more hungover? Have I finally gone too far?

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

It is coming home though

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Didn't actually realise how heartless, banter fueled and I'm ard fuck you I've become until I just met up with my oldest friend and most favourite human for the first time in years and he was like ???? You know you don't have to do that with me? First time I've melted in ages lol

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Mates alarm keeps going off and sounds like it should be the start of a postal service song

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Shout out to cranberry juice

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

"fucked a few scaffolders" @man_in_between "were you plastered?"

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Recently decided I now only fancy 30+ year old men who have at least one child and have done like minimum one month of labouring or scaffolding or some sort of hi vis situation (or like 3 or 4 21 year old drug dealers) (couger/nonce soz)

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

I genuinely think I've been sexually assaulted more times than the number of people I've slept with at this point and at a certain point you gotta blame yaself loooool

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

I was so punk when I was a teenager and now I have conversations with people about the premiere league

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Been reminded of two ridiculous games recently. One is where you can't use the same name more than once and the other when you choose a human, irl or on the FB suggested and guess their backstory. I don't wanna forget these again cause it's the kinda bullshit I need in my life

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

I've genuinely been peak hilarious, top of my game nonsense talker lately and I'm proud of the ridiculous bullshit I've achieved but all that really means in the real world is that I'm probably the most depressed I've ever been. USE THAT NEGI ENERGY FOR POSI MATE

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

Me and my mates adapted the lyrics to Breakfast at Tiffany's to make it about coke and our Band name is gonna be Three For a Oner. If we switch to a two piece it's Two For Seventy. Solo is Forty on The Gram. Acoustic is I'll Do It For Thirty and busking is Sort Us a Line. Ya welc

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

If I even meet someone again who turns protect your neck off with two verses left to go they're not a friend of mine I'm sorry

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Samantha @manthamones

4 years ago

I've decided to make today my last day of mindless fun and reality avoiding before I'm finally back to work tomorrow but my twitter is just me trying and failing to quit smoking and be sober so don't hold out much hope for me