Marc Van Heyningen @marcvanh
Seeking followers for retweets, some light culting. No weirdos. he/him. Seattle Joined May 2008-
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Dennis Hastert was the longest serving Republican Speaker in American history, so Republicans have probably made a wise choice in selecting another sex abuser to be Speaker.
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I would literally never stop watching this movie.
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Former President Has Been Indicted More Times Than He’s Had Consensual Sex: ow.ly/bcUu50Pzo15
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X is the future state of unlimited synergistic telesocialization - centered in frog memes - creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, and users with “Father/Husband/Christian” in their profile DMing you for nudes. Powered by AI, X will create torment beyond imagination.
X is the future state of unlimited synergistic telesocialization - centered in frog memes - creating a global marketplace for ideas, goods, and users with “Father/Husband/Christian” in their profile DMing you for nudes. Powered by AI, X will create torment beyond imagination.
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ppl keep asking me how we can get more women into neteng so i just made a commercial for it. sexism in tech is now solved you’re welcome
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This leaves a huge white power vacuum at Fox News
This leaves a huge white power vacuum at Fox News
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I regret to inform you that “Empire Strikes Back” is actively bad. First, the writing. The entire movie is a complete misdirect and a waste of time. We only find out that Darth Vader is Luke's father at the very end. Second, the politics. It seems to suggest fascism is bad??! WTF
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Man goes to doctor, says woke mind virus must be defeated. Doctor says treatment is simple, great clown Dave Chappelle is in town tonight, go and see him. Man bursts into tears, says, but doctor, I am elon musk
I can only assume this is the prelude to a Squid Game event to get rid of those few who remain.
I can only assume this is the prelude to a Squid Game event to get rid of those few who remain.
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
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Herschel Walker's $700 check to his mistress for an abortion could actually help Republicans because it reminds Americans how much the price of an abortion has gone up.
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When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.
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Whether it’s Republicans acting like fascists, or Democrats pointing out that Republicans are acting like fascists, both sides have a fascism problem.
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