Marsh Vader @marshjefferies
Screenwriter, cheese-lover, watching-Airbud crier. igg.me/at/willingtolie Toronto Joined February 2013-
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Remember being a slutty cop for Halloween is disrespectful to cops who are slutty all year long.
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*making a toast* There are good ships And there are wood ships The ones that sail the sea But the best ships Are rocket ships ...Obviously
Girl: I like your satchel. Me: *looks down, confused* You mean my burrito sling?
I like to use proper spelling when I text but only so I'm the first one doing it when it starts being cool again.
Last time I went to the gym I failed a history exam.
Now that's total body care @ShopprsDrugMart
Well well well, if it isn't three holes with water in them.
I think we should seize other people - Viking breakup
Lighting some candles for Valentine's Day (in memory of my love life)
Don't get me wrong, I love being a ferris wheel operator, but sometimes I feel like my job is just going in circles.
Being tall is hard on your heart because of the added anxiety from knowing people can always see up your nose.
I bet being a struggling musician got a lot more depressing the day Crazy Frog put out a Greatest Hits album.
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