Mathbot @mathbotdotnet

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a year ago

In the A Quite Place universe, there had to be at least one guy who calculated the risk, then still farted too vigorously and got taken out.

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a year ago

A Quiet Place: Brass Instruments (basically the same movie, but the whole family needs to practice their saxophones for a really important recital)

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2 years ago

I'm so glad that we're only born with 10 fingers. What if we had, like, 1200 fingers? Imagine trying to propose. I guess you just put the ring on the ground and let her figure it out.

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Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay

2 years ago

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay

3 years ago

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

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3 years ago

Any public place that starts playing reggae is not-so-subtly telling me that I’m not welcome and I never was.

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3 years ago

My dental hygienist put fluoride on my teeth today and I can’t remember whether she said not to eat for 30 minutes or 30 hours. WebMD has not been any help.

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11/19: Thanks to @mathbotdotnet for suggesting today's charity: Kids Alive Int'l. (@KidsAliveInt). They serve children by learning better ways to meet their needs, seeking justice, empowering them for a healthy future & advocating for community change

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3 years ago

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3 years ago

I'm looking to watch something familiar, yet festive, tonight. Does C-SPAN have a Halloween special?

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3 years ago

Today was national “wear your shoes on the wrong feet” day. Apparently, it’s a holiday that only I celebrated.

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3 years ago

Today is perfect socks on the beach weather.

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3 years ago

I’m gonna ignore what I saw out behind @spagobh today. The nachos are so good, I don’t care what’s actually in them. @ Spago Beverly Hills instagram.com/p/CgF2vwQvfWG/…

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4 years ago

I don't mind daylight savings time stealing an hour from my life. But instead of the last hour of sleep, could it please take the hour that I spent trying to use a quarter to rewind my VHS copy of Moulin Rouge?