Melon Husk @mattdesmier

I'm audacious, vivacious and tenacious. I try to be gracious; people tell me I'm loquacious and sometimes veracious. But rest assured, I am always bodacious. wiseolduncle.com Poole, England Joined January 2009

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Melon Husk @mattdesmier

2 years ago

Today, thanks to @JasonMillerCA, I shall mostly be listening to The Cult.

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Emily Bradbury @EmilyB_Courage

2 years ago

For anyone who wasn’t able to make last week’s celebration of the Poverty Truth Commission that’s run over the last year in #Bournemouth, #Christchurch & #Poole here’s a 3 min summary from BBC South Today to give you a flavour 🤔 #PovertyTruthBCP youtu.be/6XzyNMB80NY

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Emily Bradbury @EmilyB_Courage

2 years ago

BCP’s Poverty Truth Commission has been on an incredible listening & discovery journey bringing together local leaders with those who struggle against poverty. Come & hear what’s happened & why it matters at our Celebration Event on 6 July #PovertyTruthBCP tinyurl.com/4b4s25ez

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No Wanky Bollocks @NoWankyBollocks

2 years ago

Enjoy some lighthearted reading at @mattdesmier's expense. I don't know if it's the way he tells his story or the situation, but this has to be one of the funniest NWB stories to date > nowankybollocks.com/2023/05/29/giv…

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Melon Husk @mattdesmier

2 years ago

It’s not even 9am and I’m already eating the sandwiches I made for lunch

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Melon Husk @mattdesmier

3 years ago

Is anyone suffering with hay fever? Or are my itchy eyes and sneezing down to something else?

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Yuri Sagalov @yuris

3 years ago

@loganbartlett The real question is has ChatGPT weighed in on the benefits of not drinking alcohol.

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Darryl Sparey 📈 @DarrylSparey

3 years ago

Right @TwitterUK this a BIG Hail Mary, but here goes… my daughter’s very well loved Jellycat grey bunny was lost in #Bournemouth yesterday, specifically on @bournemouthuni campus. It had a @TheTileApp in, but the battery has gone 😭 Please help me find it! #AskTwitter #HELPME

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Andy Fanton @YourPalFanton

3 years ago

Imagine a book, but animated. Let's ditch all of those boring letters and words, then replace them with cats, people LOVE cats. And who cares about pages? Set it in an alley, somewhere relatable. And don't call it 'a book', call it 'Top Cat: The Movie'.

Gaurav Munjal @gauravmunjal

3 years ago

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Melon Husk @mattdesmier

3 years ago

How many people do I know, in their late 40s, who still have their GCSE certificates? My wife was supposed to be starting a new job on Monday as a Teaching Assistant in a primary school. But she now can't start until she can provide certificates of exams she took 34yrs ago!