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matthew @matthewonurside

i like to have fun, man somewhere in texas Joined July 2016
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matthew @matthewonurside

4 months ago

when your “startup” employer loses ~5000 dollars because of a mistake that you tried to prevent them from making

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matthew @matthewonurside

5 months ago

i don’t think enough people give james gandolfini credit for the ventilator breathing in sopranos s6. it’s… uncomfortably accurate. rip goat.

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a year ago

don’t worry about it mom, this is my emotional support perc

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a year ago

so fucking glad i’m not in austin anymore, ut campus looks like hell on earth rn

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matthew @matthewonurside

2 years ago

generally speaking i don’t really fuck with people who haven’t ever gone to a used tire shop. not saying you should aspire to do that but it builds character.

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matthew @matthewonurside

2 years ago

legitimately more content and happier than i’ve been in at least a year, if not longer 🥲

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matthew @matthewonurside

2 years ago

it pains me to say this, but the apple headset was very cool. 0% chance that it finds a daily spot on a consumer head outside of the house, but it’s easily the most sci fi feeling experience i’ve ever had.

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matthew @matthewonurside

2 years ago

not sure what it is but garages have a profound disarming effect on the anxious male mind. i think it's the equivalent of target for women.

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matthew @matthewonurside

2 years ago

we may not speak much or at all these days, but i’ll be forever grateful to my buddy on here who put me onto italo disco. 💕

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matthew @matthewonurside

2 years ago

just thought “maybe one of these days before i start my new job i’ll take drive out in the country and listen to the beach boys with the top down.” what stage of healing is this.

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