Portrait of a Diary Girl @mauve_over

Perth, Australia Joined January 2010

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donnie fakeman @ladiedbird

10 months ago

thinking about the part in the oj series where oj’s threatening to shoot himself and david schwimmer as robert kardashian goes “juice, please, not in kimmy’s bedroom. do not kiII yourself in the bedroom where my little daughter, kim kardashian sleeps, juice”

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☆CAM★ @CAMREAPHER

10 months ago

How u hate me when I’m in my room doing this

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Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan

a year ago

So embarrassing in an antique shop when I tried to buy a vase and it turned out to be the negative space between the faces of two other customers

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Amber @missrobinson

a year ago

Imagine being the parent of child who attends Heartbreak High. I wonder what the average ATAR is.

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Interesting As Fuck @interesting_aIl

a year ago

The way the letters appear

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DUTTS @jeffersondutton

2 years ago

Big Bird is like 3000 times the size of a bird. "Big" doesn't even begin to describe it. They should call him the yellow freak

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Emily Murnane @emily_murnane

2 years ago

I crocheted the very hungry caterpillar and all the food it eats if anyone CARES

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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden

2 years ago

I JUST KNOW SHE QUIT THE NEXT DAY LMFAOOOOO😭😭😭

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Michal Tal, PhD @ImmunoFever

2 years ago

There is a human tissue that builds itself up and breaks itself down every ~28 days using non-scarring wound healing and instead of studying that and learning everything we can about it we think it's gross and look for other less relevant models to understand wound healing.

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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad

2 years ago

i'm so fucking dramatic. I'll come home from work and be like "I'm going to have to pull an all nighter to get this assignment done tonight" and then I'll literally finish it at 7:26pm.

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Sophia Benoit @1followernodad

2 years ago

Omg strega nona themed bachelorette party

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Tam Yajia @DancesWithTamis

2 years ago

Was making fun of a man wearing a turtle neck to sit by the pool then I realized one of my labias was hanging out of my bikini

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emily may @emilykmay

2 years ago

Male desire feels less flattering when you learn about why mortuaries prefer to hire women.

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong

2 years ago

Did it ever occur to that poor mother in Beauty and the Beast that six eggs are too expensive because the town bully is eating five dozen eggs every morning?

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Aaron Smith @Aaronsmith333

2 years ago

Has anyone worked out why KMart moved their checkouts to the middle of the store instead of the part of the store where you actually leave?

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

3 years ago

fuck around and find out? you mean the two things i do on wikipedia?

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Cody Johnston @drmistercody

3 years ago

"But do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?" Yes. He is the most famous.

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Portrait of a Diary Girl @mauve_over

3 years ago

Please @hollymadison and @Bridget I need to see the Christmas post of Hef's from his Instagram - literally cackled the whole drive home listening to you describe it 💀💀💀💀