Grumpy, middle-aged, perpetually cold with endless aches and pains, quite high maintenance. All things considered; an absolute delight. Newcastle upon TyneJoined April 2011
Been at the little ‘uns flat all day.
Fully repainted her hallway.
Hoovered
Dusted
Purdy and Fig’d
She came home and went to the pub while I walked her dog.
The math ain’t mathing.
I don’t know if Angela Rayner should resign, maybe. Ignorance isn’t an excuse.
But Jeremy Hunt didn’t and he didn’t claim ignorance, he just forgot about his 7 properties.
#AngelaRayner#StampDuty#jeremyHunt
Sometimes I think I’m losing my mind when I know I made 4 cartons of soup but can only find 3 on the bench.
Then I remember we have a lab x retriever
#labXretriever
As long as guns are easily available to crazy people, mass killings directed at soft targets will continue. This is a fact. Countries where it's more difficult for crazy people to obtain guns have fewer mass killings. This is also a fact. Do with these facts as you will.
Keep saying similar - these are buildings, dormitories, they’re tired and dated and there’s no room service or housekeeping. Get a grip folks, stop calling them Hotels.
3 months of living with us and Kai’s confidence and trust is growing. He’s always been scared of going near water but just look at home today
#ProudDogMama
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