lauren @mercurygurl

professional pastry girl turned home baker 🍮 wife ∘°∘♡∘°∘ and mother of 1 🍼☻ Joined May 2022

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lauren @mercurygurl

3 hours ago

my bestie texted me to tell me my husband was posting rage bait on ig and i got really scared but it was just this

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5 hours ago

my go-to pie dough recipe for anyone that needs one! we used this recipe at my first restaurant job and my chef got all of us the book for christmas one year 🥺

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5 hours ago

made double batch of pie dough one for quiche and one for something fun i just don’t know what yet

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lauren @mercurygurl

8 hours ago

is it too early to make apple butter

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marie @whimsywife

19 hours ago

me if bugs were terrified of my presence

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lauren @mercurygurl

10 hours ago

justin beiber got hurricane chris on a song in 2025 wth 😭🤣

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21 hours ago

just cried to Marvin’s Room

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Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1

a day ago

USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered

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lauren @mercurygurl

21 hours ago

looking at the set times for the music festival we’re going to next month… doors at 11am and last band starts at midnight… don’t they know i’m Unc now

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another fun and productive day in my kitchen 🍽️ chuck roast braised in bone broth and orange juice, sourdough tortillas, coronation chicken salad, brioche loaf, sugar cookie dough for the freezer but i had to bake a tester.. or 2

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a day ago

this year’s fall fragrance 🪵

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a day ago

they hate to see a woman baby wearing her 30lb toddler

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a day ago

i have to ask someone at home depot to cut plywood for me and i know they’re gonna laugh at me i’m dressed like a librarian i feel like a freak

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lauren @mercurygurl

3 days ago

if you were my son where would you hide the remote

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lauren @mercurygurl

3 days ago

sweet corn, brown butter, and sage is a perfect flavor combination for transitioning from late summer to early fall

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lauren @mercurygurl

3 days ago

i was supposed to pick up my new car on thursday but now i can’t which is really ruining my plans for fb marketplace pickups and the antique mall!!!!!!