The Meta-Author @metaauthor
A would-be author trapped inside his own creation. I observe, and occasionally comment wittily. But I can't change anything. Under the Never En Sanktvalara Joined June 2014-
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I would put forth the proposal that Deathstroke vs. JLA in 'Identity Crisis #3 (2004)' may be the worst fight scene in comics - even leaving aside the many issues people have with the very premise of the crossover being totally wrong for DC.
Hertz board of directors: “We’re modelling our customer experience after the movie ‘Saw’.”
@our_decay There was an article that concluded the worst possible band name was 'Show Canceled', because it negatively affects not only your band but any band that ever appears in close proximity to them.
It’s related to but distinct from ‘Helplinecore’ which uses a similar sound but with shorter loops to demoralise callers and make them give up, interspersed with phrases like ‘Did you know you can find information on our website’
Coining ‘HRcore’ to refer to the musical genre of pseudo-inspirational royalty-free music, usually consisting of short loops of twinkly synths
The malignant genie possesses our drummer, briefly reanimating a bunch of ancestral gorillas before they are casually defeated via the medium of kung fu #uselessbutnotforlong
The malignant genie possesses our drummer, briefly reanimating a bunch of ancestral gorillas before they are casually defeated via the medium of kung fu #uselessbutnotforlong
"That Sniffs Inc. did engage in Tortious Interference with the legitimate business interests of Rancid & Bacon LLP and therefore should pay damages to the sum of a MORBILLION POUNDS STERLING." x.com/metaauthor/sta…
"That Sniffs Inc. did engage in Tortious Interference with the legitimate business interests of Rancid & Bacon LLP and therefore should pay damages to the sum of a MORBILLION POUNDS STERLING." x.com/metaauthor/sta…
"Sniffs must regrettably end its association with Rancid & Bacon LLP due to our standardised industry risk appetite policy." x.com/metaauthor/sta…
"Sniffs must regrettably end its association with Rancid & Bacon LLP due to our standardised industry risk appetite policy." x.com/metaauthor/sta…
You know, I'm reasonably certain that payment processors and financial institutions could be persuaded to blow up the system of adversarial justice by debanking law firms that associate with alleged criminals.
Our new game 'Nighthawks' will let you shoot through 16 levels of Edward Hopper's 'Nighthawks'
@robbysoave Coulda at least gone with the slogan: 'GAP: environment and socio-economic factors constitute a better explanation than hereditarianism for the quality of our leggings' amirite
it continues to be an extremely Bad Sign that the Met is actively asserting itself as a public political actor these days
it continues to be an extremely Bad Sign that the Met is actively asserting itself as a public political actor these days
Hello, mother. Hello, father. This is my fiancé... she is from ancient times, she has been unearthed only recently
🚨 BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say two people, including one of the victims, were unintentionally shot in their response to yesterdays attack
deathwatch marine, turned out pretty nice i think
@pleometric look at her. what does she do? retired? former truck driver? what does that do to you, driving a truck for 40 years? nothing but you, the open road, the purring of your machine matched only by the purring of your orange cat who rides shotgun. no humans. the radio is unidentified…
A lot of people are throwing around the term "Cargo Cult" these days I don't exactly know what it means, but they seem pretty smart, so I am going to start using it too
can taxidermists figure out how seals are meant to look cause what is this bruh.
he’s….hes literally….
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_its_not_real_ @_its_not_real_
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