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Metafroth @metafroth

Got an A in reverse psychology. I think that's an F in regular psychology. favstar.fm/users/metafrot… Joined May 2010
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Metafroth @metafroth

11 months ago

Could you elaborate?

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Bojan Tunguz @tunguz

11 months ago

Could you elaborate?

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Metafroth @metafroth

a year ago

Love how the apple comes with a built-in toothpick.

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a year ago

Regarding Durov and Telegram, why not have a peer-to-peer distributed app that allows encrypted messaging. The messages can only be decrypted by the intended recipient.

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a year ago

Why is it that every person that I am attracted to ends up being a cat person?

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a year ago

I asked the librarian if they had any new books on the Fibonacci series. She said, we got more new books than we got the last two years combined.

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a year ago

At this point humans are basically cheap GPUs.

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Metafroth @metafroth

a year ago

Why is lettuce considered religious? Because lettuce pray.

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Metafroth @metafroth

2 years ago

Great thing about ADHD is that all your friends also have ADHD.

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Metafroth @metafroth

2 years ago

I procrastinate by reading books on procrastination.

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Metafroth @metafroth

2 years ago

My approach to traveling is the same as Christopher Columbus: set a destination and then find much more interesting things along the way.

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2 years ago

A simple way to learn a language is to learn the word for “this” and then just point to things.

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2 years ago

Keep watching Groundhog Day hoping for a different ending.

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Metafroth @metafroth

3 years ago

I can't make coffee unless I've had coffee. It's the coffee cold start problem.

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3 years ago

He should’ve scrambled when he saw the police.

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The National @ScotNational

3 years ago

He should’ve scrambled when he saw the police.

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3 years ago

I always have time for instant coffee.

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Metafroth @metafroth

3 years ago

If line’s not moving fast enough remember Charles waited patiently in line for 70 years.

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Metafroth @metafroth

3 years ago

Borrowed book on how to finish things from library. Borrowing it third time this year.

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Metafroth @metafroth

3 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if Uber really exists, or if random people pick me up and then drop me where I was thinking of going.

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3 years ago

I’m addicted to recovery. What should I do to recover from this?

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Metafroth @metafroth

4 years ago

Speed reading tip: Any time you see Maslow or self-actualization you can safely skip the next three pages without missing anything.

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